All fur coat and no knickers.
Mutton dressed as lamb.

'Lies to the masses as are like fly's to mollasses...they want more and more and more'

That was an amazing goal from palace

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.

Thou art a knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking knave, a whoreson, glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch: one whom I will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition.

Tuppence short of sixpence

Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

Why, what a monstrous fellow thou art, thus to rail
on one that is neither known of thee nor knows thee!

(Quite appropriate for this place sometimes too)

Bangell - If Camus wrote The Myth of Sisyphus today, it would be about Jason Puncheon eternally trying and failing to pass with his right foot.