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matt_himself Matataland 24 May 17 2.32pm | |
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Do kids still smack each other on the forehead and shout 'Spam'?
"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 |
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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 24 May 17 2.35pm | |
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Never heard "All hat and no cattle" for many years.
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coulsdoneagle London 24 May 17 2.38pm | |
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I live with a Northern fellow and he has come up with some crackers. He said he woke up next to 'a lass with a face like a bag of smashed crabs' quite possibly my favourite description ever. Then went on to say she had a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
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Jimenez SELHURSTPARKCHESTER,DA BRONX 24 May 17 2.50pm | |
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What about 'I've seen better legs on a snooker table'
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Michaelawt85 Bexley 24 May 17 3.08pm | |
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Doesn't know if he's arthur or martha
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 24 May 17 3.09pm | |
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Originally posted by Jimenez
What about 'I've seen better legs on a snooker table' I've heard "I've seen better legs hanging out of a nest" ! Haven't heard "Whoopsadaisy" for quite a while. Edited by Willo (24 May 2017 3.10pm)
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Dan Theolmesdaleroad Up north 24 May 17 3.32pm | |
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Originally posted by dannyh
I'll start. You talking to me, or chewing a brick, either way your going to lose your teeth. My mum has said 'you talking to me, or chewing a brick?' for as long as I can remember, but I'd never heard the part about losing your teeth before. After all these years, it finally makes sense! I haven't thought of a phrase that people don't really use anymore, but one that I've often thought should have died out long ago is 'answers on a postcard'. Who does that nowadays? I bet nobody has sent an answer to anything on a postcard for at least 20 years! Yet some people still use the expression to this day. I'm going to start saying 'answers on a text message' from now on instead!
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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 24 May 17 4.10pm | |
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In bygone days, barbers used to say "Something for the weekend Sir ?" Also "In a lather".
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ex hibitionist Hastings 24 May 17 6.44pm | |
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ooh you are awful but I like you
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Michaelawt85 Bexley 24 May 17 7.14pm | |
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Just read these our indoors. Much laughter. A few more suggestions Did any of you ever get a 'grandad' at school? Or a wedgie? Edited by Michaelawt85 (24 May 2017 7.15pm)
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fish mitten Chelmsford 24 May 17 7.39pm | |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Just read these our indoors. Much laughter. A few more suggestions Did any of you ever get a 'grandad' at school? Or a wedgie? Edited by Michaelawt85 (24 May 2017 7.15pm) The wedgie was definitely being used. Dunky was in the in expression for a condom that went out after the AIDS scare. The expression I remember my brother and all his mates using was 'F***ing Ada'. Also a Ian Dury track.
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nickgusset Shizzlehurst 24 May 17 7.44pm | |
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My old man (rest his soul) often used to say 'hope your face gets better' as part of saying goodbye. You're a 'Bexley' was used to say someone was being stupid ( I think there used to be a mental hospital there) One I remember from living in Cornwall when someone had the hump was to use, 'he's got a face like a dogs arse with a hat on'
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