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View Cucking Funt's Profile Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 31 May 17 5.19pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Originally posted by elgrande

What's the matter nick,you give it m out enough.

It's code for "yes".

 


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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 31 May 17 5.24pm

Originally posted by elgrande

What's the matter nick,you give it m out enough.

Was that deliberate misgrammarisation?

 

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View BarEagle's Profile BarEagle Flag Monmouth 31 May 17 5.29pm Send a Private Message to BarEagle Add BarEagle as a friend

Funny

 

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View elgrande's Profile elgrande Flag bedford 31 May 17 5.30pm Send a Private Message to elgrande Add elgrande as a friend

Originally posted by nickgusset

Was that deliberate misgrammarisation?

Ha ha, no it wasn't meant apologies (for the grammer).

 


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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 31 May 17 6.28pm

Originally posted by elgrande

Ha ha, no it wasn't meant apologies (for the grammer).

Grammar

 

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View sa_eagle's Profile sa_eagle Flag Just outside Cape Town 01 Jun 17 1.35pm Send a Private Message to sa_eagle Add sa_eagle as a friend

To those that think spelling isn't important, this one is for you...

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View Southampton_Eagle's Profile Southampton_Eagle Flag At the after party 01 Jun 17 2.13pm Send a Private Message to Southampton_Eagle Add Southampton_Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

Understand your sentiments but I have met a number of highly intelligent people in the past whose grammar can be called into question on occasion and even their spelling - I recall one chap who spelt "Yacht" as "Yatch" and genuinely felt he was right.

It's annoying when someone genuinely feels they're right and won't let it go when everyone else knows they're wrong, isn't it?

 

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View Southampton_Eagle's Profile Southampton_Eagle Flag At the after party 01 Jun 17 2.20pm Send a Private Message to Southampton_Eagle Add Southampton_Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Harpo

Just don't accuse a German of being a grammar Nazi.

I have a German daughter in law who was in a bit of an argument with my son. That is until he told her that she was a 'little Hitler'.

She went Krakatoa. So be careful about using 20th century history to illustrate a point.

Do you call her hun on facebook?

 

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chateauferret Flag 01 Jun 17 10.04pm

Originally posted by Southampton_Eagle

Do you call her hun on facebook?

But the Germans are grammar nazis like no other people. Where we have Palace annuals, crime novels, chick lit and recipe books on our bookshelves they have the complete Duden books on correct German; Rechtscheibung, Grammatik, six kinds of dictionary, treatises on the raging theological argument over whether "the dative is the death of the genitive" (carefully written in the genitive case), when and how to use the imperfect subjunk, and so on. There was nearly a civil war when they made a bunch of decisions about spelling reform, especially regarding the fate of the letter "ß", which is a hard 's' sound after some vowels and at the ends of words and which was supposed to be replaced with a simple "ss", which already interchanged with it in some situations (müssen 'to have to' but ich muß, 'I have to'). The outcome of this was the worst compromise in that the ss-substitution was ordained in a lot of cases but the old letter was retained in some others and not killed off altogether.

In most countries your attempts to speak the natives' language are appreciated or welcomed, but in Germany speaking to them even in degree-level German results in being told off in gramatically correct but idiomatically awkward English with a few germanicised bits. ("Vy are you comink in our room? I do not vant you to come here". I didn't have the bollocks to tell him what that really meant in colloquial English but I did point out that just because we didn't have separate dative and accusative cases for substantives didn't mean we didn't distinguish betwee verbs of motion and verbs of state).

If you persist, you will learn more about strong verbs, subordinating conjunctions, the genitive case and the imperfect subjunctive than you ever were taught in school.


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View Ginger Pubic Wig's Profile Ginger Pubic Wig Flag Wickham de L'Ouest 02 Jun 17 8.57pm Send a Private Message to Ginger Pubic Wig Add Ginger Pubic Wig as a friend

f*** reading all this thread. However, some posters are either morons or ultra lazy. Both are so boring to read. I did once mention grammar -- only to praise it -- because the actual post was mindless. Moderately poor grammar in an otherwise intelligent post? Ok. Just. But I'll try not to bitch.

 


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