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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 09 Jul 17 10.12pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

Fleetwood Mac or bum wiping coke robots?

Where one goes the other follows

 


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Originally posted by NKEagle

Being a week removed from hemorrhoid surgery, I must say, the deluxe model sounds decidedly unappealing.

You ought to do more coke.

 




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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 10 Jul 17 12.31pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by NKEagle

Being a week removed from hemorrhoid surgery, I must say, the deluxe model sounds decidedly unappealing.

I think Hol has spotted a gap in the market.

Robbie could check on your hemorrhoids while you read 'The Spectator' on the throne.

 


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Originally posted by Stirlingsays

I think Hol has spotted a gap in the market.

Robbie could check on your hemorrhoids while you read 'The Spectator' on the throne.

What checking needs to be done? I'd have thought a touch of Robert Miles was one of the few ailments that regularly updated you on its status.

 




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Originally posted by Part Time James

What checking needs to be done? I'd have thought a touch of Robert Miles was one of the few ailments that regularly updated you on its status.

The checking is purely an excuse....It's an acquired taste.

 


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Originally posted by Stirlingsays

The checking is purely an excuse....It's an acquired taste.

Does your robot do the prostate gland as well?

 




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Originally posted by Part Time James

Does your robot do the prostate gland as well?

We are working on it along with the 'wet tongue' option.

 


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Originally posted by Stirlingsays

We are working on it along with the 'wet tongue' option.

If I was inclined to hire somebody to perform that particular service, they'd need a female name to make it past the first sceeening. Unless "Robbie" is short for Roberta??

 

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Originally posted by NKEagle

If I was inclined to hire somebody to perform that particular service, they'd need a female name to make it past the first sceeening. Unless "Robbie" is short for Roberta??

We have a rather fetching blonde wig and eyelashes...works a treat....If you can ignore the deep husky voice asking you to 'shift smartly to the right' every second or so.

 


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Originally posted by NKEagle

If I was inclined to hire somebody to perform that particular service, they'd need a female name to make it past the first sceeening. Unless "Robbie" is short for Roberta??

Mate, I understand why you'd feel a bit gay if you got tongued by a male human, but a male robot is no different to a female one when building the mouth. Nothing gay about getting licked out by a male robot, open your mind.

 




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Originally posted by Part Time James

Mate, I understand why you'd feel a bit gay if you got tongued by a male human, but a male robot is no different to a female one when building the mouth. Nothing gay about getting licked out by a male robot, open your mind.

Not his mind that needs opening by the sounds of it

 


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Originally posted by Part Time James

Mate, I understand why you'd feel a bit gay if you got tongued by a male human, but a male robot is no different to a female one when building the mouth. Nothing gay about getting licked out by a male robot, open your mind.

I can take it I have at least one order on the books then.

 


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