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View manwitheagletattoo's Profile manwitheagletattoo Flag Somewhere in England 28 Jun 17 11.03am Send a Private Message to manwitheagletattoo Add manwitheagletattoo as a friend

Come on Willo go with the flow and surprise us all, &#128520;

 


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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 28 Jun 17 11.21am Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Just seen this on ladbible

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When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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View Willo's Profile Willo Online Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 28 Jun 17 11.30am Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by manwitheagletattoo

Come on Willo go with the flow and surprise us all, &#128520;

In my day when lads wanted what used to be called "Rubber Johnnies" they were embarrased to ask store staff or pay for them at the till.

Not so long ago I was in a store and a young lady with a loud voice was actually asking for a particular type and all of us waiting in the queue could hear her conversation !

 

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 28 Jun 17 11.32am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Just seen this on ladbible

I know a bloke that made a formal complaint in the Banana Bar because a greased dildo shot out and hit his chest leaving a dirty mark on his posh shirt.

 




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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 28 Jun 17 11.33am

Originally posted by manwitheagletattoo

What about a "Rampant Pardew" does a little dance when it gets excited

Edited by manwitheagletattoo (28 Jun 2017 8.34am)

Guaranteed satisfaction for 12 months.

 


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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 28 Jun 17 11.33am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Lyons550


I was always wary of mates who had a linesman but no flag!

yeah same, but at least I was always onside.

 




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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 28 Jun 17 11.37am

Originally posted by Part Time James

"The de Boer", a very effective contraceptive device comprising of several dutch caps.

Has been withdrawn from sale as it promotes dribbling in the box.

 


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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 28 Jun 17 11.44am Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

The clattenburg deluxe model

Finest grade latex makes this the biggest and best c*** on the market. Likes to f*** weaker participants. Limited edition packs come with a large voice activated dildo. Trigger words such as crystal palace, eagles or Zaha and it will give you a hard shafting can be plugged into mains socket for extra power

* Please note when purchasing that the plug in version is only compatible with the Manchester Power Network

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Edited by Michaelawt85 (28 Jun 2017 11.45am)

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 28 Jun 17 11.44am

The Pulis, seems to be great right up until you start, at which time the bloody thing disappears.

The Charlton - Tailored to each user to smell and feel just like their siblings.

The Millwall - Solid, if underperforming, banned from most European countries. Prone to cause excessive internal damage due to faulty wiring.

The Liverpool, classic model based on a retro feel. Usually fails when used anally (i.e. when in the proximity of the 'Crystal Palace Transmitter').

 


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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 28 Jun 17 12.11pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Here's a challenge.. Someone with Photoshop mock this up and 're post with a BHA theme . I double dare you

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When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 28 Jun 17 12.16pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Here's a challenge.. Someone with Photoshop mock this up and 're post with a BHA theme . I double dare you

Who is it you are hoping to get red-carded?

 




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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 28 Jun 17 2.00pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

Who is it you are hoping to get red-carded?

I'm prepared to offer an amnesty if it makes me laugh (i.e. make it actually funny).

 


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