Woman gets four-inch sex toy stuck up her bum
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 YT  Oxford 28 Jun 17 4.57pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
What do a Christmas tree and a 50 year old p**** have in common? Words greatest bar.. Edited by Michaelawt85 (28 Jun 2017 4.42pm) There are exceptions, I assure you, darlin'
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| YT Oxford 28 Jun 17 5.03pm |
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Doctor, doctor, I've got a load of sponge, jelly, marinated raspberries, custard, cream and a cherry stuck up me bum. Doctor: please don't trifle with me. [I just made that up - probably needs a bit of work, but not bad, eh? Alternative punchlines: "That's not a trifling matter" or "Don't worry; I'll have it out in a trifle"]
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 Michaelawt85 Bexley 28 Jun 17 5.08pm |
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Originally posted by YT
Doctor, doctor, I've got a load of sponge, jelly, marinated raspberries, custard, cream and a cherry stuck up me bum. Doctor: please don't trifle with me. [I just made that up - probably needs a bit of work, but not bad, eh? Alternative punchlines: "That's not a trifling matter" or "Don't worry; I'll have it out in a trifle"] Wanna hear a joke about my pussy?
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| barber o'reilly Teenage Wasteland 28 Jun 17 5.16pm |
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A woman came in to my shop and asked for a double entendre. So I gave her one .
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| YT Oxford 28 Jun 17 5.17pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? I reckon I'll f**ger it out...
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| Sportyteacher London 28 Jun 17 7.05pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? ...or ever find it.
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 28 Jun 17 9.07pm |
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Originally posted by Sportyteacher
...or ever find it. Surgeons can do almost anything these days
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| HeathMan Purley 28 Jun 17 11.44pm |
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I am hoping that a smile a day will prevent me waking up after surgery in either the Summers or the Coney Ward.
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| mezzer Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 29 Jun 17 8.04am |
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The AJ. Smooth head for effortless entry into the box (comes with an easy going down option) with adjustable speed. Unique feature of this model is if used in the "Brighton" area one can score all f*****g night. Comes with free magic hat.
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 29 Jun 17 12.01pm |
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Dyslexic lesbian duo on tonight's top of the pops performing the Tony Christie hit 'show me the way to ram a dildo'
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