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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 27 Jun 17 5.05pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

A mars a day helps work rest and (fore)play

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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View Kermit8's Profile Kermit8 Flag Hevon 27 Jun 17 5.07pm Send a Private Message to Kermit8 Add Kermit8 as a friend

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

As a true Tory, it must surely involve stockings, a noose and an orange.

I was gonna say wearing a Labour rosette doing the deed but yours is much more likely.

Now can we please not turn this into yet another thread about WILLO'S bygone cock activities.

 


Big chest and massive boobs

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View Kermit8's Profile Kermit8 Flag Hevon 27 Jun 17 5.09pm Send a Private Message to Kermit8 Add Kermit8 as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

A mars a day helps work rest and (fore)play

Reminds me of and old Star Trek when Mars floats into Uranus space for some jumping Jupiter.

 


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View YT's Profile YT Flag Oxford 27 Jun 17 5.10pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

Goodness grief
Was never into all that "Kinky" business.

Just traditional titilation and more if one was lucky.
Never got tied up as part of "Bondage" nor swung from any chandaliers etc etc.

This is my favourite post of the day. Apart from Michaela's fruity, chocolate-ey or botty-related posts, of course.

 


Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

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View regal_eagle's Profile regal_eagle Flag somewhere 27 Jun 17 5.10pm Send a Private Message to regal_eagle Add regal_eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James
I've tried most things so if you ever need an unbiased review of something pre-purchase then drop me a note.

I should add, the things I have tried are all masturbatory tools, nothing that's intended for couples. I am a real connoisseur of solo pleasure but don't know the first thing about ladies.


Just to Flesh it out & throw some Light onto the subject, does being a Part Time James allow you the time to be a Full Time Wan*er then?

 

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View Willo's Profile Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 27 Jun 17 5.15pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by Kermit8

I was gonna say wearing a Labour rosette doing the deed but yours is much more likely.

Now can we please not turn this into yet another thread about WILLO'S bygone cock activities.

Yes long gone (Not long one !)

Would have to use "Wiki" as a refresher to enable me to re-inact all those lothario days.

 

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 27 Jun 17 5.22pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by regal_eagle


Just to Flesh it out & throw some Light onto the subject, does being a Part Time James allow you the time to be a Full Time Wan*er then?

I can multitask if that's your question

 




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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 27 Jun 17 5.30pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by Kermit8

Reminds me of and old Star Trek when Mars floats into Uranus space for some jumping Jupiter.

That truly is to boldly go where no progressive has gone before.

 


'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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View Barcelona Based Fan's Profile Barcelona Based Fan Flag No longer Barcelona, now living in... 27 Jun 17 6.06pm Send a Private Message to Barcelona Based Fan Add Barcelona Based Fan as a friend

Fair play to the girl for enjoying a bit of butt fun, that was some plug to be stuck up there tho!
Once apon a time in Barca I was encouraged to use a rampant rabbit teasing the ring piece with it whilst giving some tongue action to her, he hubby now doesn't do oral!
Anyway that was a long time ago!
Mrs BBF is like our Micheala who also says it's only an exit hole

No wonder I still get invites to Barcelona or hotels in London when she's over

 


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Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:49 PM
I don't mind palace to be fair. Much better club than tinpot Charlton and Brighton

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View regal_eagle's Profile regal_eagle Flag somewhere 27 Jun 17 6.16pm Send a Private Message to regal_eagle Add regal_eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Barcelona Based Fan
No wonder I still get invites to Arcelona

EFA

 

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View regal_eagle's Profile regal_eagle Flag somewhere 27 Jun 17 6.17pm Send a Private Message to regal_eagle Add regal_eagle as a friend

Anyone for Hotdogs?

Just don't complain if it's dry and cold.

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View Southampton_Eagle's Profile Southampton_Eagle Flag At the after party 27 Jun 17 6.26pm Send a Private Message to Southampton_Eagle Add Southampton_Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by YT

I think "some balls" is what she needs, frankly. Two of them; slapping against her bottom cheeks. I'd be a willing volunteer.

Toy up the bum, cock up the fanny. She sounds like a top bird.

 

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