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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 28 Jun 17 7.44am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

And the "Bamford". A toy so lightweight and insignificant you can't really tell it's even there.

 




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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 28 Jun 17 7.49am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

For the ladies there is the "Pullis" which is basically just a massive douche. Be careful with the settings though or it'll try to rinse you prematurely.

 




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View YT's Profile YT Flag Oxford 28 Jun 17 7.57am Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

How about "The Big Sam"? In and out really quickly but very pleasing whilst in place and ultimately very rewarding.

 


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View manwitheagletattoo's Profile manwitheagletattoo Flag Somewhere in England 28 Jun 17 8.33am Send a Private Message to manwitheagletattoo Add manwitheagletattoo as a friend

What about a "Rampant Pardew" does a little dance when it gets excited

Edited by manwitheagletattoo (28 Jun 2017 8.34am)

 


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View collier row eagle's Profile collier row eagle Flag romford essex via another galaxy 28 Jun 17 8.35am Send a Private Message to collier row eagle Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add collier row eagle as a friend

Originally posted by YT

I think "some balls" is what she needs, frankly. Two of them; slapping against her bottom cheeks. I'd be a willing volunteer.

My thoughts entirely

 

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Brentmiester_General Flag Front line in the battle against t... 28 Jun 17 8.43am

Lucky girl. If that had perforated her bowel it would have changed her life forever. Happened to my partner because if complications during child birth. Ruined the poor girls life and changed both of ours. Nasty stuff.

 


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View Willo's Profile Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 28 Jun 17 8.51am Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Goodness gracious me.

A lot of titillation on this thread.

 

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View palace_in_frogland's Profile palace_in_frogland Flag In a broken dream 28 Jun 17 8.54am Send a Private Message to palace_in_frogland Add palace_in_frogland as a friend

How about "The Puncheon" ?

Goes round and round in circles with very little forward penetration.

 

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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 28 Jun 17 9.04am Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by manwitheagletattoo

What about a "Rampant Pardew" does a little dance when it gets excited

Edited by manwitheagletattoo (28 Jun 2017 8.34am)

More like the batteries cut out just before the climax

 


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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 28 Jun 17 9.04am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Loving all the suggestions!

"The Holloway" it tickles you but doesn't really hit the spot.

"The Freedman" gets you ever so close to climax and then disappears up a different hole.

"The Benteke" when you want a big head deep in your box.

 




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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 28 Jun 17 9.07am Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by YT

How about "The Big Sam"? In and out really quickly but very pleasing whilst in place and ultimately very rewarding.

Lots of girth, takes a while to get going but gets the job done . Just when you're ready for round two it stops working !

 


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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 28 Jun 17 9.08am Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Adebyor

Lots of fancy packaging, big but ultimately unfulfilling

 


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