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hedgehog50 Flag Croydon 05 Jul 17 11.04am

Why do you Islamophobic infidels insist on calling her Sally? Her name is Umm Hussain al-Britani. No wonder these righteous Muslims fight back against the Imperialist, decadent West when such blantant attacks on her human right to be called Umm are carried out. Shame on you - how intolerant our country has become - I blame Brexit! I hope we are at least still sending her benefits payments out to her - if not, there should be a public inquiry and charges laid against those responsible.

Edited by hedgehog50 (05 Jul 2017 11.23am)

 


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View YT's Profile YT Flag Oxford 05 Jul 17 11.13am Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by We are goin up!

Let her back in then shoot her in the face.

Every man's dream!

(Wait. I get it now. You meant with a gun).

 


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View YT's Profile YT Flag Oxford 05 Jul 17 11.18am Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

No one's said if they 'would' yet.
You lot disappoint me at times!

But would YOU, Michaela?

 


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hedgehog50 Flag Croydon 05 Jul 17 11.35am

It is rumoured that when al-Britani returns to her decadent, Imperialistic, infidel homeland, she plans to open a fashion enterprise. The main line will be a range of Umm- burqas in a selection of shades of black. Two face-mesh styles will be available – the standard 1mm mesh and the controversial and daring, 2 mm. However, various imans have issued a fatwa against the 2 mm mesh, Vivian Westwood has issued a statement in support of the fatwa, “2mm mesh?” she says “they might as well be naked”.

 


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bubble wrap Flag Carparks in South East London 05 Jul 17 12.09pm

Isnt there a song about her
"Musthang Sally"

 

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View YT's Profile YT Flag Oxford 05 Jul 17 1.34pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by Kermit8

Here's one of her latest music vids. Look forward to seeing them on BGT next series.

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'It's yessssss from me' - Walliams

My Arabic is a bit rusty, but I think the end bit translates as "for we are the military fairies - Whoooh!"

 


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View elgrande's Profile elgrande Flag bedford 05 Jul 17 1.37pm Send a Private Message to elgrande Add elgrande as a friend

Originally posted by bubble wrap

Isnt there a song about her
"Musthang Sally"

Winner.

 


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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 05 Jul 17 1.42pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Canterbury Palace


Don't come back from Raqqa, I heard you say.

Oh this comes close to post of the year.

 




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View topcat's Profile topcat Flag Holmesdale / Surbiton 05 Jul 17 3.56pm Send a Private Message to topcat Add topcat as a friend

She knew the risks. Of course she wants to come back, her life is probably a living hell. Why on earth would we let her back in unless it is some sort of double agent? Not sure how this would work anyway as she would probably be on an ISIS kill list is she tried to come back.

 


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View Y Ddraig Goch's Profile Y Ddraig Goch Flag In The Crowd 05 Jul 17 4.03pm Send a Private Message to Y Ddraig Goch Add Y Ddraig Goch as a friend

Originally posted by topcat

She knew the risks. Of course she wants to come back, her life is probably a living hell. Why on earth would we let her back in unless it is some sort of double agent? Not sure how this would work anyway as she would probably be on an ISIS kill list is she tried to come back.

Every chance she doesn't want to, Mail print a story, ISIS read it (they love a bit of hate, probably have the Mail in their favourites) and suddenly you have a breakdown in trust. Maybe they''ll top her

 


the dignified don't even enter in the game

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hedgehog50 Flag Croydon 05 Jul 17 4.14pm

Originally posted by Y Ddraig Goch

Every chance she doesn't want to, Mail print a story, ISIS read it (they love a bit of hate, probably have the Mail in their favourites) and suddenly you have a breakdown in trust. Maybe they''ll top her

How would they recognise her though? Round up all the women, end up with a sea of black burqas. What would they say? Sally identify yourself or you all die"? So Sally says "I'm Sally", then a voice from another burqa says "No, I'm Sally" ... and so on.

 


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View Canterbury Palace's Profile Canterbury Palace Flag Whitstable 05 Jul 17 7.01pm Send a Private Message to Canterbury Palace Add Canterbury Palace as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

Oh this comes close to post of the year.


A fine endorsement, thank you good sir.

Despicable human being who shouldn't be anywhere near our country but, in answer to the earlier question, would.

edit: The above is in reference to Sally Jones, not Part Time James.

Edited by Canterbury Palace (05 Jul 2017 7.02pm)

 


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