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View YT's Profile YT Flag Oxford 13 Jul 17 3.24pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Only ever been to one pre-season friendly. Never again. Years ago, away to Welling Utd. Took the day off work because CPFC were coming to play my local team (well them, Dartford or Erith & Belvedere were relatively equidistant). Baking hot day and a waste of an afternoon's potential drinking time. Gave up mid-way through the 2nd half; nipped into Danson Park next door to play pitch and putt.

 


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View bexleydave's Profile bexleydave Flag Barnehurst 13 Jul 17 3.59pm Send a Private Message to bexleydave Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add bexleydave as a friend

Originally posted by checksaccepted

You should still go........

The ground is in the town centre with plenty of bars, restaurants and shops near by.
Best supported club outside of football league excluding the big ex league teams.
4G pitch and good views of the pitch.


That's the non-league footballing equivalent of Alan Partridge's "Skirmish, a military-based general knowledge quiz show on digital cable channel UK Conquest, that has the largest audience share for a digital channel at that time of day, in the Norfolk area"

 


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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 13 Jul 17 4.34pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by bexleydave


That's the non-league footballing equivalent of Alan Partridge's "Skirmish, a military-based general knowledge quiz show on digital cable channel UK Conquest, that has the largest audience share for a digital channel at that time of day, in the Norfolk area"

Best supported Kent team with a name that rhymes with Jade Stone and most exciting team as voted for by the members of the Maidstone FC 100 Club.

 




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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 13 Jul 17 4.35pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

If any Maidstone fans are reading this (unlikely), I'm just kidding. I have a lot of respect for non-league football and wouldn't ever take the mickey out of a non-league team.

Except Dover. They are a bunch of c**ts.

 




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View Willo's Profile Willo Online Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 13 Jul 17 4.42pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

If any Maidstone fans are reading this (unlikely), I'm just kidding. I have a lot of respect for non-league football and wouldn't ever take the mickey out of a non-league team.

Except Dover. They are a bunch of c**ts.

I've been to the Crabble Athletic Ground.
I have a feeling that our former player Phil Barber played for the club.

 

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Originally posted by Willo

I've been to the Crabble Athletic Ground.
I have a feeling that our former player Phil Barber played for the club.

Told this story before, but when they came down to Leylands Park their chairman flounced about moaning at what a tin pot club we were in a loud voice, and how much bigger Dover are as a club. Evidently when Palace played Dover in the FA Cup they must've done the same because he appeared in a local Dover newspaper complaining at Palace acting like the big boys when they came to visit Crabble. I nearly had a fist fight with him as well because he was moaning at the ref about a yellow card not being given for a foul in the first half of the game. He moaned for an hour before I told him the ref was unlikely to change his mind an hour later and he got proper stroppy. Fat little pig. He reminded me of Den Perry from Phoenix Nights.

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View Willo's Profile Willo Online Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 13 Jul 17 4.52pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

Told this story before, but when they came down to Leylands Park their chairman flounced about moaning at what a tin pot club we were in a loud voice, and how much bigger Dover are as a club. Evidently when Palace played Dover in the FA Cup they must've done the same because he appeared in a local Dover newspaper complaining at Palace acting like the big boys when they came to visit Crabble. I nearly had a fist fight with him as well because he was moaning at the ref about a yellow card not being given for a foul in the first half of the game. He moaned for an hour before I told him the ref was unlikely to change his mind an hour later and he got proper stroppy. Fat little pig. He reminded me of Den Perry from Phoenix Nights.

Edited by Part Time James (13 Jul 2017 4.45pm)

You talking about "Gentleman Jim" ?

Given the hospitality at 'Burgess Hill Town' I am sure he was well looked after by the club.

 

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Originally posted by Willo

You talking about "Gentleman Jim" ?

Given the hospitality at 'Burgess Hill Town' I am sure he was well looked after by the club.

I do. I mean he probably had a point about the relative size of the clubs. Not just probably, of course Dover have better facilities. But there's such thing as being a bit courteous on your travels. He was on a mission to upset people and laud it over folks. Really not a nice bloke.

Still, got a taste of his own medicine for a bit.

 




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View Willo's Profile Willo Online Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 13 Jul 17 5.00pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

I do. I mean he probably had a point about the relative size of the clubs. Not just probably, of course Dover have better facilities. But there's such thing as being a bit courteous on your travels. He was on a mission to upset people and laud it over folks. Really not a nice bloke.

Still, got a taste of his own medicine for a bit.

Maybe this wasn't his intention at all.Maybe just a bit of banter with 'Home' supporters in response to what they had to say ? Could have been just harmless banter with smiles all round ?

 

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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 13 Jul 17 5.08pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by YT

Only ever been to one pre-season friendly. Never again. Years ago, away to Welling Utd. Took the day off work because CPFC were coming to play my local team (well them, Dartford or Erith & Belvedere were relatively equidistant). Baking hot day and a waste of an afternoon's potential drinking time. Gave up mid-way through the 2nd half; nipped into Danson Park next door to play pitch and putt.

You sure know how to live

 


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Originally posted by YT

Only ever been to one pre-season friendly. Never again. Years ago, away to Welling Utd. Took the day off work because CPFC were coming to play my local team (well them, Dartford or Erith & Belvedere were relatively equidistant). Baking hot day and a waste of an afternoon's potential drinking time. Gave up mid-way through the 2nd half; nipped into Danson Park next door to play pitch and putt.

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

You sure know how to live

Well it was either pitch and putt or the Nag's Head over the road, except the previous time I'd been in there, there was a full-on pub brawl. The only one I've ever seen. Anyway, Danson Park was landscaped by Lancelot 'Capability' Brown, so it was at least a little bit classy. I don't think he did the pitch and putt though.

 


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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 13 Jul 17 7.30pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by YT

Originally posted by YT

Only ever been to one pre-season friendly. Never again. Years ago, away to Welling Utd. Took the day off work because CPFC were coming to play my local team (well them, Dartford or Erith & Belvedere were relatively equidistant). Baking hot day and a waste of an afternoon's potential drinking time. Gave up mid-way through the 2nd half; nipped into Danson Park next door to play pitch and putt.

Well it was either pitch and putt or the Nag's Head over the road, except the previous time I'd been in there, there was a full-on pub brawl. The only one I've ever seen. Anyway, Danson Park was landscaped by Lancelot 'Capability' Brown, so it was at least a little bit classy. I don't think he did the pitch and putt though.

Yep that pub is still there next to a Morrison's now and there's a big Tesco there. Could do a weeks shopping to pass the time I suppose.

 


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