My girl shows no interest in Palace merchandise and thinks buying a replica shirt would represent a disgraceful rip off (unlike my lad who is very eager to be disgracefully ripped off, ideally twice with a home and an away kit).

So I can't answer any of your questions because I don't find myself looking for/caring about, Palace merchandise, apart from a shirt for the boy. And especially not for women.

Now...a question for you: where is your survey about the sponsor of the home kit? ManBetX. I'll gladly answer any questions you may have about that.

If you want to live in a world full of kindness, respect and love, try to show these qualities.

Having started badly with that sexist opening, I was even more surprised to see that the first question is asking the men to whom you have addressed the survey to comment on the provision of women's clothing!

Perhaps you would have been better off addressing your questions to the substantial number of women members of this site.

On the basis of this attitude, I'm out, as they say.........

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