This man is clearly being modest to contrast some of the more hairy handed, park dweller replies. I suspect he almost drowned in clunge in his younger years.

I must have been boning your share then.

Na...in seriousness, you have my sympathy.....I wish I'd had more as well.

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

Ah, yes. I can see why you shuffled off. Still want to stick with above denial?

Originally posted by matt_himself

Should you wish normal service to resume, then so be it. I will f*** you up. However, should you wish to restrain activities, I will do so.

Choice is yours.

Big chest and massive boobs

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And a secular hallelujah to this. Believe me, women notice when someone is fit as well, they're just a bit more subtle about it.

Sexual expression is the greatest development of liberalism, along with the ideals of an equality of sexual expression. Sex is always better when both parties are experienced, know what they want, what they're doing and look to the pleasure of the other as well as themselves.

We should all be as slutty as we like, men and women. Nothing wrong with that among consenting adults.

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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my success rates were much more a numbers game when I was young. My late 20s and early to mid 30s were more successful, as I was mostly meeting divorces and break ups; where having a good job, career prospects and stability was a definite advantage.

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In some ways I am annoyed that it only works one way and I can't wander around with a bollock or a bit of helmet on show, but then I look at some of the blokes wandering around and I remember why I should be glad it's illegal.