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jamiemartin721  Reading 29 Aug 17 4.26pm |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
Posters should be made to attach sexually alluring images of themselves with their posts.....It's only right. Obviously this would be harder for some more so than others. I don't think I've ever been sexually alluring in a physical way. But I have found that paying attention to women, and listening is a successful strategy.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 29 Aug 17 4.31pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I wanted to see if my old hotmail email address was still active at one point but couldn't remember the exact format of it. For some reason I thought I'd type it into Google to see if that had cached anything with the username. The top hit was a video I posted online about 10 years ago of me ejaculating. I can't get rid of it. It's had over 4000 hits. Glad my face isn't in it. That's quite an impressive splatter technique. Second bold, who's face is in it?
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 Part Time James 29 Aug 17 4.32pm |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
I don't think I've ever been sexually alluring in a physical way. But I have found that paying attention to women, and listening is a successful strategy. I listened to a woman for 25 minutes the other day and then saw that I'd run up £35 on my phone bill. In all seriousness I agree and I'm in danger of sounding like I am posturing if I make fun out of you for the above. I mean I agree with your approach. I try to make women laugh. I find that successful on two levels: 1) Women (according to Cosmo) rate sense of humour higher than looks (phew!) 2) If they don't find me funny they are f**king boring and I can avoid a lifetime of boredom.
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| Part Time James 29 Aug 17 4.36pm |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
That's quite an impressive splatter technique. Second bold, who's face is in it? No one's. I jizzed onto something unusual but I'm worried that if I say what it was it'll make it searchable for you all so that's my last word on it. Nothing illegal for the record.
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| Stirlingsays 29 Aug 17 4.36pm |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
I don't think I've ever been sexually alluring in a physical way. But I have found that paying attention to women, and listening is a successful strategy. Oh my god Jamie! Are you sure you aren't carrying those balls around in a bag and reattaching them only when strictly necessary?
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 29 Aug 17 4.40pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I listened to a woman for 25 minutes the other day and then saw that I'd run up £35 on my phone bill. In all seriousness I agree and I'm in danger of sounding like I am posturing if I make fun out of you for the above. I mean I agree with your approach. I try to make women laugh. I find that successful on two levels: 1) Women (according to Cosmo) rate sense of humour higher than looks (phew!) 2) If they don't find me funny they are f**king boring and I can avoid a lifetime of boredom. Funny, it turns out what makes me attractive to women, is roughly what makes them attractive to me, in terms of a relationship rather than sex. Well that and being disabled.
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| Stirlingsays 29 Aug 17 4.41pm |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
I think most threads on internet forums consist of people who would like to think of themselves as Alpha Males, trying to stand tall. When in truth, we'd all look up to becoming beta males (Although I don't believe that alpha and beta male examples really apply to humans). In seriousness I am both an alpha and beta male....it depends upon the situation. Both stereotypical alpha and beta males (if they ever truly exist) are tremendously annoying....just in different ways. But in terms of maleness.....na, beta males are never anything I look up to....But for other areas, I know some beta-type males who are definitely admirable. Edited by Stirlingsays (29 Aug 2017 4.41pm)
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| Part Time James 29 Aug 17 4.43pm |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
Funny, it turns out what makes me attractive to women, is roughly what makes them attractive to me, in terms of a relationship rather than sex. Well that and being disabled. I didn't actually know you were disabled.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 29 Aug 17 4.45pm |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
Oh my god Jamie! Are you sure you aren't carrying those balls around in a bag and reattaching them only when strictly necessary? I'm so 21st Century, T-Rex covered me. Besides, if you don't listen, how are you going to construct an alibi.
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| Part Time James 29 Aug 17 4.47pm |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
I'm so 21st Century, T-Rex covered me. Besides, if you don't listen, how are you going to construct an alibi. Do you mean real listening or just saying "yeah" a lot? I find women think you're a good listener if you just don't interrupt.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 29 Aug 17 4.49pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I didn't actually know you were disabled. I think we're all disabled, its just some of us realise it because it shows. When I was diagnosed, they said I'd likely be on medication and classed as disabled, which being a contrary kind of person, meant that I turned it around, forged a career and tripled my salary inside of a few years. I don't like being told I cannot do something.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 29 Aug 17 4.54pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Do you mean real listening or just saying "yeah" a lot? I find women think you're a good listener if you just don't interrupt. Nah you need to catch 'call backs'. Women really like it if you can refer back to something they said and expand on it. If you're sat there, doing nothing, might as well pay attention and make the most of it. I'm a right social chameleon. I think its because I used to be very shy as a teenager, I just watched, listened and learned. I'd have made a great serial killer.
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