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 YT Online  Oxford 04 Sep 17 5.04pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
I never poo'd whilst in labour. And it's a bowling ball which actually feels like it's trying to come out of your backside A bowling ball takes three fingers doesn't it? I haven't played for a while.
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| YT Online Oxford 04 Sep 17 5.05pm |
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Originally posted by YT
A bowling ball takes three fingers doesn't it? I haven't played for a while. Or is it two fingers and a thumb?!
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| YT Online Oxford 04 Sep 17 5.07pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I find it weird that I've done a poo before easily the size of a cat and yet when an ex tried to put her finger up my backside I bit so hard on the pillow I got a mouth full of feathers. Cat-sized poos don't have fingernails.
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 Michaelawt85 Bexley 04 Sep 17 5.14pm |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
Kate would be pretty loose after this one......I wonder what the percentage of 'women with means' is who go and get a 'tighter' after a few natural births. Pelvic floor exercises pal
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| Stirlingsays 04 Sep 17 5.19pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Pelvic floor exercises pal Perhaps you need to look into that laser light 'Femilift' thing. Get back to those youthful 'break a pencil' days.
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| Part Time James 04 Sep 17 5.40pm |
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Originally posted by YT
Cat-sized poos don't have fingernails. Neither did she. She cut them because she kept finding mysterious brown dirt under them.
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Kermit8  Hevon 04 Sep 17 5.46pm |
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You gotta feel sorry for it if it's another boy. Bald at 17.
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| Part Time James 04 Sep 17 6.11pm |
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Originally posted by Kermit8
You gotta feel sorry for it if it's another boy. Bald at 17. Bald girls look funnier
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| becky over the moon 04 Sep 17 7.02pm |
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Originally posted by Kermit8
You gotta feel sorry for it if it's another boy. Bald at 17. The baldness is livavble - just hope it doesn't look as surly as the first one.
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| Part Time James 04 Sep 17 7.15pm |
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Originally posted by becky
The baldness is livavble - just hope it doesn't look as surly as the first one. It doesn't help that they dress them up to look like Victorian ghosts. If one of those kids rocked up at your door you'd have to ask the neighbours if they saw it too.
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| nickgusset Shizzlehurst 04 Sep 17 7.15pm |
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Harry Hewitt has been pushed down the kingly pecking order then.
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johnno42000  04 Sep 17 7.41pm |
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Wouldn't it be absolutely delightful if the baby came out with skin the colour of ebony, it's eyes slightly slanted and bright green hair, old Phil would drop dead right on the spot.
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