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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 18 Sep 17 1.08pm

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

Good morning TUX.
Some of us cant stomach Meths & lighter fluid

Cocktails are for poofs.

 


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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 18 Sep 17 1.14pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

Cocktails are for poofs.

* pooves

 




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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 18 Sep 17 1.15pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Allergic to alcohol and vinegar. Both bring me out in a rash within minutes of injesting them.

Budweiser gives me a migraine

Spring onion gives me indigestion

Smell or sight of Mushrooms or egg is enough to make me heave repeatedly

Anything from mcdonalds makes me sleepy to the point it feels like I have been drugged. Heard this called a mchangover

Mate, you sound well delicate. Do you sleep in an oxygen tent?

 




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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 18 Sep 17 1.16pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by tangerineeagle

guaranteed to kick off my IBS,are sprouts,chillis,cream sauces,cucumber,strawberries,and many more I cant think of.

I think if I tried to eat all that in one sitting I'd sh*t my undercrackers too.

 




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View Midlands Eagle's Profile Midlands Eagle Flag 18 Sep 17 1.34pm Send a Private Message to Midlands Eagle Add Midlands Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

Cocktails are for poofs.

I think that you're confusing cocktails with lager

 

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 18 Sep 17 1.36pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

I think that you're confusing cocktails with lager

I think you're both confusing a drinks order with man on man sexual activity.

 




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View elgrande's Profile elgrande Flag bedford 18 Sep 17 2.05pm Send a Private Message to elgrande Add elgrande as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Allergic to alcohol and vinegar. Both bring me out in a rash within minutes of injesting them.

Budweiser gives me a migraine

Spring onion gives me indigestion

Smell or sight of Mushrooms or egg is enough to make me heave repeatedly

Anything from mcdonalds makes me sleepy to the point it feels like I have been drugged. Heard this called a mchangover

Apart from that,everything is good...lol,my eldest daughter is actually scared of mushrooms..and she's 36.

 


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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 18 Sep 17 2.15pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by elgrande

Apart from that,everything is good...lol,my eldest daughter is actually scared of mushrooms..and she's 36.

my youngest(21) is scared of peas.
Still lives at home with us.
If she pisses me off I stash some somewhere in her dinner(usually the mash)or under her chicken.

 


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Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

I think that you're confusing cocktails with lager

That's something I'd wager you'd never say in a pub.

 


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Cha ha

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

my youngest(21) is scared of peas.
Still lives at home with us.
If she pisses me off I stash some somewhere in her dinner(usually the mash)or under her chicken.

Ha ha,cruel has she got childlines number

 


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View Willo's Profile Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 18 Sep 17 2.33pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

I eat hot chillies, order the hottest curries (Phall) and so far no adverse affects whatsoever.
My wife says that I have the "Constitution of an ox".

 

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People that say their young'uns are "Scared" of something...how does that manifest? I know I am a serial p*ss taker, but I am genuinely interested. I have a phobia of dogs, which is not particularly unusual, and that occasionally gives me panic attacks (rarely though). I wondered whether a fear of peas can manifest in the same way.

I had an ex that had a phobia of balloons. Thought she was kidding until she froze in the middle of a busy road we were crossing because there were balloons on the other side (one unfortunately popped as well) and I had to talk her out of staying in the road.

 




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