SP wears extremely tight trousers

The Annual beer Festival with Palace Ale

MR Browett once bought me a pint, for which I never returned the gesture. Which is typical of me.

"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

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What have CPFC 2010 done for us?

“All right, but apart from the Premier League Football, the Crystals (proper women rather than teenagers), local beer in the bars, safety from liquidation, decent pies, a better PA system, stadium cladding, 4G pitch at Selhurst, undersoil heating, self tanning floodlights, an end to Simon Jordan, red and blue Recaro seats in the dug-out, more disabled access, Kayla, Farr Vintner wine, a steam train to away matches, continental football (albeit for 5 games!), stadium sponsorship, shirt and sleeve sponsorship, overseas pre-season tours, increased social presence, Chris Grierson, the return of Hy Money, the Crystals Calendar, the Malcolm Allison Lounge, Mark Bright (playing the Bradley Walsh role in ‘Mike Bassett England Manager’), a presence on Beak Street, new corner flags, a new club crest, Sam Jordan, European taxi drivers that can name a Palace player, Fitter Fans, the Julian Speroni bar, the Julian Speroni testimonial, Roy Hodgson, a discount on Apollo tyres, Big Sam, the Fan Zone, some nice kits, ‘Crystanbul’, free badges and balloons, the Crystals in their Christmas outfits, on-line match-day programmes, reasonably priced season tickets, Palace on Match of the Day instead of Channel 5, international coverage, US investment, a seat on the FA boardroom, the return of Mike Rankine (OK they did also get rid of him first), better training faciltites for the first team, Sammy Lee, an FA Cup Final, a new lens for Neil Everitt, a decent Ladies team, more press coverage, academy investment, a yearly beer festival, and a sense of pride in South London, what have CPFC 2010 ever done for us?”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7tvauOJMHo

Supporting Crystal Palace since 19.45 on 29th August 1972 (approximately)!