Simon Jordan saved the club, for which I am grateful,but then he almost bankrupted it again.

He seemed like a dodgy businessman who was in the right place at the right time. Didn't he set up his own business by stealing Carphone Warehouse's IT software and bypassing T-mobile's credit checks?

His personal clashes made so some terrible managerial decisions, sacking Coppell, hiring Smith, falling out with Bruce. Appointing Trevor Francis and Taylor. He fell out with the players by calling them Big Time Charlie's, sacked Jamie Pollock. Signed a few terrible big wage players like Ruddock, Akinbyi, Kuqi.

Ultimately his personality clashes with Ron Noades are what almost lead the club to oblivion. Having said that, Noades was a racist toe rag who sold as down the river and Goldberg was terrible.... I'm happy with Parish.

Jordan was highly entertaining though.

He made the point quite forcibly that he didn't sign anybody but left that to the manager even if he disagreed with him

That's an unusual interpretation that bears absolutely no relationship to the truth

She'd probably let you and then write a column telling everyone you raped her.

As for Jordan his book is him taking the credit for everything that went well and blaming everyone else for things that went wrong.
He appeared to have done very little research as every time someone asked for money it came as a total shock to him.

Grateful for his initial cash but he is a total wally.

You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.

So he did interfere and not leave it to his manager. Which cannot be disputed.

You'd stand a good chance going by the posh g1mp she got together with on The Apprentice and I think those tabloid pictures of her countryside romp with that middle aged mess. Quite funny now that she won The Apprentice and turned it down.

COYP