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Originally posted by Stuk

Charged with affray, along with the two dicks who started it all. 4 months to decide that!

If I were being cynical I'd guess that the court date is somehow going to be smack bang in the middle of the IPL window.

I'd charge Bristol police for being t1ts.

Edited by Stirlingsays (15 Jan 2018 3.13pm)

 


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Originally posted by Stirlingsays

I'd charge Bristol police for being t1ts.

Edited by Stirlingsays (15 Jan 2018 3.13pm)

It's Avon and Somerset I'm afraid.

So they could be tyred, or making it up.

 


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Originally posted by Stuk

It's Avon and Somerset I'm afraid.

So they could be tyred, or making it up.

There's nothing like reality for ruining a good joke!

 


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Originally posted by Stuk

Charged with affray, along with the two dicks who started it all. 4 months to decide that!

If I were being cynical I'd guess that the court date is somehow going to be smack bang in the middle of the IPL window.

According to the Beeb, the police sent their report to the CPS in November - so not sure how the process works, but that doesn't sound overly long?

 

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Originally posted by chris123

According to the Beeb, the police sent their report to the CPS in November - so not sure how the process works, but that doesn't sound overly long?

To use, yet another, Liverpool footballer as an example of why it does.

Jon Flanaghan was arrested on Dec 22nd, was in court by Jan 2nd and will be sentenced tomorrow, even though he's already been told he won't be jailed.

And he wasn't defending himself/fighting some blokes after being hit with a bottle, he was punching and kicking his girlfriend!

 


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Originally posted by Stuk

To use, yet another, Liverpool footballer as an example of why it does.

Jon Flanaghan was arrested on Dec 22nd, was in court by Jan 2nd and will be sentenced tomorrow, even though he's already been told he won't be jailed.

And he wasn't defending himself/fighting some blokes after being hit with a bottle, he was punching and kicking his girlfriend!

Can he bowl?

 

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Originally posted by chris123

Can he bowl?

He can learn if they sell him off to Millwall.

 


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Originally posted by Stuk

He can learn if they sell him off to Millwall.

Alf Gover used to have his cricket school just up the road.

 

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Cleared to play in NZ. What the f*** are the ECB on?

Under suspicion, can't play. Gets charged, can play again.

 


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Originally posted by Stuk

Cleared to play in NZ. What the f*** are the ECB on?

Under suspicion, can't play. Gets charged, can play again.

Bizarre.

 

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Originally posted by gambler

Bizarre.

Court date set for the same day as the first game he can play for England. You couldn't make this up.

 


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We've now also won the second ODI in Australia even easier than the first but to be honest - who cares?

We lost the Ashes and that's all that matters and all that will be remembered in the future.

 

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