Funny Things you as a kid or kids have thought
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 Rudi Hedman  Caterham 20 Oct 17 11.37am |
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The world used to be black and white (some still do) (until you see drawings of dinosaurs). You knew what the score would be in tomorrow's televised match (would be great) after counting score in the tv advert.
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 Michaelawt85 Bexley 20 Oct 17 12.40pm |
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A couple which immediately come to mind.. More things they have said Youngest son (This was 6 months ago) ****************************************** A few years ago when pregnant with second child. My eldest son aged 5 was watching the one show with us one evening. Piece on there about farmers milking cows .. 10 mins or so passes and a conversation starts instigated by the child about cows udders and how milk comes out to feed their young. I made a casual remark that ladies have boobies and when the baby is born milk will come out to feed his baby brother... So far so good. A few minutes passed and he turned to his father and said (looking puzzled and a bit worried)
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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| Lakeview Lincoln 20 Oct 17 1.55pm |
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We lived near Crown Point and I thought the Crystal Palace tower in the distance was the Eiffel Tower in Paris.
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PalazioVecchio  south pole 20 Oct 17 6.20pm |
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the Christian brothers ( and nuns ) who taught me told us that you can get a girl pregnant just by her sitting in on your lap, both of you fully clad. And so it was incumbent on you to put at least 2 telephone directories between you to prevent any pollution of the body. Edited by PalazioVecchio (20 Oct 2017 7.11pm)
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| Harpo Oxfordshire 21 Oct 17 1.06am |
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I first saw snow one morning when I got up and looked out of the widow. Deep and crisp and even. The next time I saw snow, was during a daytime snow fall. I was utterly amazed. Until that date, I thought that snow came down in one big dollop!
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| Harpo Oxfordshire 21 Oct 17 1.11am |
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I have a good friend, who struggles with MS. One day her family was all together, when her grand-daughter uttered the priceless question: Daddy, is Nan going to be buried or crucified?
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| PalazioVecchio south pole 21 Oct 17 2.24pm |
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"The Pyramids were built in Ancient Eejit"
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| Ulysses 21 Oct 17 2.55pm |
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For years, I used to think that a caretaker manager was actually the club's caretaker, and whilst picking and coaching the team, would also still have to sweep the terraces and fix the leaky tap in the bog.
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| ex hibitionist Hastings 22 Oct 17 11.49am |
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Originally posted by PalazioVecchio
the Christian brothers ( and nuns ) who taught me told us that you can get a girl pregnant just by her sitting in on your lap, both of you fully clad. And so it was incumbent on you to put at least 2 telephone directories between you to prevent any pollution of the body. Edited by PalazioVecchio (20 Oct 2017 7.11pm) I think I'm starting to understand you better
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| ex hibitionist Hastings 22 Oct 17 11.52am |
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Originally posted by Harpo
I have a good friend, who struggles with MS. One day her family was all together, when her grand-daughter uttered the priceless question: Daddy, is Nan going to be buried or crucified? Once knew a bloke who used to confuse this tragic disease with Marks and Spencers, like "it's so sad she's got M&S".
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| Elis Ashley Motspur Park 26 Oct 17 2.02pm |
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There was a lad who thought God was named Harold.
Winning isn't everything. Without the defeats we would not value the victories. Still, it's a shame we can't play Chelsea every week. |
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| Rudi Hedman Caterham 26 Oct 17 2.05pm |
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Originally posted by Elis Ashley
There was a lad who thought God was named Harold. I thought the hymn was 'I am the lord of the dance settee.'
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