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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 03 Nov 17 12.23pm

Karl Deutsch "nationalism describes a group of people united by a mistaken view about the past and a hatred of their neighbors"

 


"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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Pussay Patrol Flag 03 Nov 17 12.32pm

Bus W.ankers

 


Paua oouaarancì Irà chiyeah Ishé galé ma ba oo ah

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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 03 Nov 17 12.34pm

Originally posted by Pussay Patrol

Bus W.ankers

A classic - one that seems to have entered common parlance in British society.

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 03 Nov 17 12.35pm

There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't (anon - probably some maths or computer guy).

There are only two kinds of people in the world, those who think there are two kinds of people... Robert Anton Wilson.

All I know, is that I know nothing (Socrates)

 


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Originally posted by jamiemartin721

Karl Deutsch "nationalism describes a group of people united by a mistaken view about the past and a hatred of their neighbors"

Yeah well...old Karl always smelt of damp socks.

 


'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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View Daddyorc's Profile Daddyorc Flag Atlantic Highlands, NJ 03 Nov 17 12.39pm Send a Private Message to Daddyorc Add Daddyorc as a friend

Two of my favourites:

When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary.

William Wrigley Jr.

"The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back."

Franklin Jones

 

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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 03 Nov 17 12.40pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Middle class intellectual socialists don't like the poor, they just hate the rich.

(Paraphrase of George Orwell - The Path to Wigan Pier)

 


'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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Lady to Churchill: Sir you are drunk
Churchill: Madam you are ugly but in the morning I will be sober.

Maid to Mae West: Goodness what lovely diamonds.
Mae West: Goodness my dear had nothing to do with it.

Mae West: Its not the man in your life but the life in your man.

Mae West: I like to wake up feeling a new man every morning.

Oscar Wilde to his friend Whistler who had just made a witty remark. "I wish I had said that".

Whistler: You will Oscar you will.

Woody Allen "England is great you get all four seasons in one day."

 


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Lady Astor to Churchill on his return from the toilet with his fly undone..'Mr Churchill your p**** is sticking out'
Churchill: Madam, you flatter yourself, its is merely hanging!

 

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Park Road Flag 03 Nov 17 1.33pm

"When in Rome"

Not sure, either St Ambrose Who was the bishop of Milan in the 4th century, or Nickgusset


"oh Dear"

Again, not sure, either Droopy the cartoon dog, or nickgusset

 

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'They pretend to pay us and we pretend to work'

(old soviet joke)

 


'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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Much as I hate it:-

'brexit means brexit'

T.May

 

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