When he meets Mike and offers the profit share scheme
That's 500 for vu 500 for va
And we get the Irishman to do it for a grand.
Wicked writing.

“I was talking to Paddy the Greek”

And of course

"What a twenty-four carat plonker you really are, Rodney".

Oh and that reminds me.

"You want to get that 'ead looked at, Del".

"Ain't that the bleedin' truth, Rodney!"

Oh yes and

"Is it very valuable, Del?"

"No, not really. It was bleedin' priceless when it was 'angin' up there, though!"

And

"The only 'ole 'e 'asn't been down is the black one in Calcutta. What was it the insurance companies used to call 'im?"

"The Ferret."

"The Ferret."

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He had some classic moments didn't he? And David Lloyd Pack knew how to deliver them in such a dead-pan straight-faced way you just had to believe Trigger really thought like that.

Del tells him all these yuppy sorts talk about money all the time so he chats up a girl by saying "I saw one of those new five-pound notes the other day".

And Trigger's Broom has been discussed here before but the way he puts the logic of top-level Greek philosophers into his mouth and makes it sound like the witterings of an idiot is genius.

It's David Jason who's gone down in history for it but there were so many top-drawer performances in that show over the years it's no surprise it tops the list every time.

Edited by chateauferret (02 Dec 2017 12.57pm)

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And I've lost my dolphin

Oh, I've never smoked astro turf

'Groovy'

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

Del's all battered up in his wheel chair after doing loop the loop over Dymchurch and Trigger says 'oh well, could've been worse, my gran had one with a squeaky wheel'

Made in Bromley