"Vot iss ze pvrroplem? I vill tell you vot is ze pvrooplem. It iss ze playerss, zey are fackink schitt. Seventy per tsent off ze ball agaist Vest fackink Bvromp ant zey cannot hitt ze arsch of ze - vot iss zat think? - ach ja ze cow vith ze fackink - ah ze banjo. Ze fackvits. Vot? No it voz not my idee to sell himp to Crystal fackink Palace."

"Euh well ah lahk to pleh ze verrreee narreuh gehme beceuse ve urr to feuhkeeng layzee to put ze ball euht wahde euh and euhnyway eet is neuh use teuh euhss teuh pleh wahde seence ve euhve seuhld Euhxtail-Chambeuhrpeuht to ze been deepeuhrs."

Edited by chateauferret (13 Dec 2017 10.24pm)

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Baby steps. We're off the bottom.

Looking at the weekend, form says we'll likely drop another unless we can pick up a point at Leicester, who are hitting a rich vein of form lately (4 wins in 5).

The important thing is that we're now joined to the fight, instead of being cast adrift, with more than half the season left to play.

We don't do possession; we do defense and attack. Everything else is just wa**ing with a football.

Southampton, Newcastle, Bournemouth, Swansea, Brighton and Huddersfield have all been mentioned as heading towards danger.

Such a damn shame that in the 6 games against those clubs, we gained 2 points and ‘they’ gained 14. I think we’ll need to be close to reversing that tally in the return fixtures.

Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

Great post, that is the key really.
Thanks to the poor manager we had we gifted Swansea and Huddersfield of 3 easy points each (think at the table if those were draws, not wins, only draws...), we now have to get them back in the return.

The best footie management game: [Link]

West Ham are going down. Along with Swansea and West Brom.

"We love you Palace, we f@cking hate Man U, We love you Palace, we hate the brighton too, We love you Palace we play in red 'n' blue, so f@ck you, and you ...

The 3 promoted sides must be s***ting themselves now, a few games ago sitting cocky at mid table!! Wellcome to the premier league, the wheels have just fallen off your rollercoaster bitches! How long before Brighton fans start turning on houghton then??