He doesn't come for the ball, he doesn't score, but he does occasionally knock it down.He is the new Marco Gabbiadini (Ian Wright's replacement for the youngsters on this site) comes with a great reputation and big price tag and is useless

Stats ,Salah the most wasteful striker in the Premier but has still scored 38 goals

Second most wasteful Benteke who has scored 2 (one a penalty)

So many crosses from the left wing seem to float over everyone to a far post/corner of the 6 yard box where no one is waiting.

Maybe Roy could develop a training ground exercise where Benteke has his feet stapled to that area and thus is slightly more useful.

is sorloth likely to be available for bournemouth

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Wickham anybody please

Do you have any idea of when this might be??... No rush obviously... We've only been waiting since August last year.

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Is the youth team made up of defenders and midfielders then as im sure there must be a striker somewhere within the club that doesnt resemble a donkey