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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 24 Jan 18 3.04pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

It is very boring and processional. (yawns,....)
Haggis is a poor persons food.
The rituals are shlte
Bagpipes are shlte
The whole thing stinks of sweaty b0ll0x, and that's just the haggis

Scottish stuff is shlte, just remember "Old lang Seine", or whatever the fck the words are that no-one can remember, . . .

 


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View mrmojorising's Profile mrmojorising Flag croydon 24 Jan 18 3.24pm Send a Private Message to mrmojorising Add mrmojorising as a friend

The Haggis gets piped in by bagpipes,then someone address the haggis with a traditional poem,not sure how the poem goes thiugh

 

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View Spiderman's Profile Spiderman Flag Horsham 24 Jan 18 4.19pm Send a Private Message to Spiderman Add Spiderman as a friend

Originally posted by mrmojorising

The Haggis gets piped in by bagpipes,then someone address the haggis with a traditional poem,not sure how the poem goes thiugh

Is that Scottish?

 

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View Spiderman's Profile Spiderman Flag Horsham 24 Jan 18 4.25pm Send a Private Message to Spiderman Add Spiderman as a friend

Originally posted by becky

The traditional recitation of Burn's Ode to the Haggis will be declaimed after it has been piped in and before consumption - you probably won't understand a word, but if you nod a lot and smile sagely you might get away with them thinking you do.....

Had to endure one of these nights whilst working abroad. Agree about the poem but just make sure you have copious amount of drink beforehand and it is tolerable (just)

 

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View Stuk's Profile Stuk Flag Top half 24 Jan 18 5.05pm Send a Private Message to Stuk Add Stuk as a friend

It's a load of old madam, but it's alright.

Take some Irn-Bru for the host before they change the recipe. Scotland are losing their s*** about that.

 


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View Rudi Hedman's Profile Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 24 Jan 18 5.20pm Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

The weather is permanently sh1t in Scotland, they don't particularly like us and they celebrate our losses and failures in sport, albeit some are alright.

No thanks.

 


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View Stuk's Profile Stuk Flag Top half 24 Jan 18 5.27pm Send a Private Message to Stuk Add Stuk as a friend

Originally posted by Rudi Hedman

The weather is permanently sh1t in Scotland, they don't particularly like us and they celebrate our losses and failures in sport, albeit some are alright.

No thanks.

Yeah but by the morning you could potentially have the pleasure of telling them that Andy Murray is no longer Britain's number 1 tennis player!

 


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chateauferret Flag 24 Jan 18 6.51pm

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

It is very boring and processional. (yawns,....)
Haggis is a poor persons food.
The rituals are shlte
Bagpipes are shlte
The whole thing stinks of sweaty b0ll0x, and that's just the haggis

Scottish stuff is shlte, just remember "Old lang Seine", or whatever the fck the words are that no-one can remember, . . .


I bet you're fun at parties.

 


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chateauferret Flag 24 Jan 18 6.52pm

Originally posted by Spiderman

Is that Scottish?

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View Spiderman's Profile Spiderman Flag Horsham 24 Jan 18 7.22pm Send a Private Message to Spiderman Add Spiderman as a friend

Thanks Chateau. After all these years of sleepless nights trying to work out what was said, I now know. I will sleep easy tonight thanks to you my friend. Lang mae yer rum reek (or something like that)

 

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View Jimenez's Profile Jimenez Flag SELHURSTPARKCHESTER,DA BRONX 24 Jan 18 8.40pm Send a Private Message to Jimenez Add Jimenez as a friend

I believe Haggis is banned in the USA (something to with the sheep's stomach apparently) although I do remember a few years ago when they were promoting The annual Tartan Day Parade here in NYC & there was a small stand set up by the Ed Sullivan Theater giving away a Haggis made with an artificial (non sheep stomach alternative) that parade at its peakof popularity would get a healthy 30K participating Its now down to 5K or so

 


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View becky's Profile becky Flag over the moon 24 Jan 18 9.01pm Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

Originally posted by Jimenez

I believe Haggis is banned in the USA (something to with the sheep's stomach apparently) although I do remember a few years ago when they were promoting The annual Tartan Day Parade here in NYC & there was a small stand set up by the Ed Sullivan Theater giving away a Haggis made with an artificial (non sheep stomach alternative) that parade at its peakof popularity would get a healthy 30K participating Its now down to 5K or so

....which just goes to prove how unhealthy artificial substitutes for a real sheep's stomach are if it's killed off that many people

 


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