This will go one of three ways:

1. She is seeking for you to reciprocate, as she is massively into bum tricks, meaning you have an anal nympho on your hands and will be in botting heaven shortly;
2. She was with her dappy friends and one of them said something about how one of her ex’s liked a finger up the jacksie or having their prostrate milked and she was egged into doing this to you. Assuming that you told her to cease her invasion of your anal cavity, the matter is now dead, unless;
3. If for some reason, for example you were concentrating on other activities at the time or are a latent homosexual, and did not tell her to cease, or you did anything that could be construed as enjoying this practice, expect her to say, ‘let’s try something new’ the next time you are at it, whereupon she will latch on a 9 inch strap on and go to town ‘pegging’ you;

I make no judgement on the above as what you do with your bottom is your business.

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

Have you asked the RSPB if this is acceptable behaviour?

Check your PMs.

Are they internal body parts?

Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

as matt pointed out in his first point.

Result dirty bird,months of no holes barred sex{pun defo intended}.

always a Norwood boy, where ever I live.

Are you going to try and pot the brown this weekend?

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02