I have a nuclear powered stealth sheep called Flossy armed, primed and ready to fire at the Amex....no one would be expecting it.

Edited by johnno42000 (12 Apr 2018 1.53pm)

'Lies to the masses as are like fly's to mollasses...they want more and more and more'

I'm taking invisible Brighton fans... Oh wait! That's pretty much what the away section will be filled with anyway

Edited by AshfordEagle94 (12 Apr 2018 4.52pm)

And related to this, the official complaint has landed

[Link]

I'm amazed that the Superintendent who put out the press statement about Knuckledusters and knives being confiscated is still in his job.

What does that tell you about the accountability of the police?

It was obviously a lie from the start. Who carries a knuckleduster?

DO they even make them any more? Didn't they go out of fashion once the Teddy Boys died out?

I'm surprised he didn't uncover an arsenal of Peaky Blinders, hidden in a consignment of Dodo Eggs.