Bit of a scenario thread...

You own a palace themed pub, situated in South London, not far from the local chicken shop and the home of football. Beers on tap and the interior decor is pretty grim but we've all at some point had to endure the toilets in the Croydon Advertiser end.

Pictures on the urinals would be pretty entertaining though so our question is...

Who's face would you urinate on and who's face would you love to s**t on?

Our choices
Urinal 1 - Steve Bruce
Urinal 2 - Ashley Young
Urinal 3 - Gary Johnson

The Sh***error - Mark Clattenburg

Is the correct answer........

I'm a blind man, i'm a blind man, now my room is cold,
When a blind man cries, Lord, he feels it from his soul.
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