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View mikebcpfc's Profile mikebcpfc Flag Horsham 27 May 18 10.36am Send a Private Message to mikebcpfc Add mikebcpfc as a friend

Dear oh dear oh dear

You drew me England

 

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View serial thriller's Profile serial thriller Flag The Promised Land 27 May 18 11.42am Send a Private Message to serial thriller Add serial thriller as a friend

Germany is the capital of Europe, a place renowned for its footballing tradition of having players who don’t seem to be that good, but always seem to win. This annoying trait is a hallmark of the so called ‘German will’ (sassenspaisenschurer) nowhere more impressively embodied than in their dinner lady dictator, who won liberal plaudits around the world for being the first face-like-a-slapped-bottom to hold office in a major state.

Germany has always prided itself on its liberal outlook, except for a minor and inconsequential period in the 30s when everyone went f*cking nuts. In yesterday’s game for instance, German keeper Loris Karius’ selflessly allowed a young male chimp to become the first of his kind to win the Champions League.

Football is a very important pastime in Germany. It is actually given such significance, that it completely dictates all political decisions the country makes. Much is now made in the history books of Bismarck’s desire for greater Prussian regional authority and the threat of Austrian nationalism in the build up to Germany’s unification. Little is said, however, of Bismarck’s fondness for Bavaria’s speedy forward Wolfgang Von Kindersfuhrer, and his belief that by uniting the separate polities under a single nationalist mythology, Bismarck could have a far better chance in the following season’s pre-European cup.

Today, immigration is used as a tool to solidify Germany’s footballing dominance. Turkish, Polish and now Syrian footballers are given the opportunity to flee the, err, devastation in their homeland as long as they learn the first verse of ‘Deutschland Uber Alles’, train with both feet and join Bayern Munich when they’re good enough. In the next few years, expect Egypt to be bafflingly hit by an outflux of their best and brightest fleeing to Germany, who are in need of a speedy right winger to partner Sane on the left.

This, ultimately, is the cautionary tale for any other nation who dares to challenge Germany’s footballing dominance. For if they can’t beat you on the pitch, they will take your children and hold them hostage in the Shalke youth team. If they can’t do that, they will get the weight of the ECB to strike down on you with full force, as they did to Greece when they refused to allow for the sale of Giorgios Samaras in 2012. And if that doesn’t work, they will act as they did when Poland tried to tie down highly rated Peter Kanzszcshkinsky in 1939.

Germany will always win. And if you don’t let them, beware.

Edited by serial thriller (27 May 2018 11.47am)

 


If punk ever happened I'd be preaching the law, instead of listenin to Lydon lecture BBC4

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View gambler's Profile gambler Flag Kent 27 May 18 7.08pm Send a Private Message to gambler Add gambler as a friend

Costa Rica.

Happy with that. If Harry Kane says England can win it as anyone can, then on the same basis my boys can win it.

 


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I don't care

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View Irisheagle87's Profile Irisheagle87 Flag Co.Derry 27 May 18 7.39pm Send a Private Message to Irisheagle87 Add Irisheagle87 as a friend

Iceland

 


THE 17th OF MAY. MY 17th BIRTHDAY. MICHEAL HUGHES SCORES THE WINNING PENALTY, WHAT WAS HIS NUMBER? 17!!!!!

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Peru grows more than 55 varieties of corn, and you can just about find it in any color including yellow, purple, white and black.
The potato is originally from Peru, and there are over 3,000 different varieties. Proud Peruvians use the phrase “Soy mas Peruano que la papa” (I am more Peruvian than the potato).
The inventor of the first modern rocket propulsion system was a Peruvian named Pedro Paulet.
Cotahuasi Canyon in the Arequipa region is considered one of the world’s deepest canyon at 3,535 meters (11,597 feet) deep – twice as deep as the Grand Canyon USA.
Peruvians love donkeys and trust these animals to transport small children across dangerous cliffside paths.


 


Buy Litecoin.

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View Lofty3rgj's Profile Lofty3rgj 27 May 18 9.17pm Send a Private Message to Lofty3rgj Add Lofty3rgj as a friend

Marching powder...

 


You're asking me what it's all about, and I can't tell you because I don't know what's going on myself.

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View bexleydave's Profile bexleydave Flag Barnehurst 27 May 18 9.50pm Send a Private Message to bexleydave Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add bexleydave as a friend

We may not get very far in the competition, but Nigeria and I are sure going to make the most number of 419 calls and empty your bank accounts. You've been warned.

So anyway, my cousin is a Nigerian prince who needs to get some money out of the country, so all you need to do is transfer $1,000 to me via Western Union (to ensure you're genuine), together with your bank account details, and my cousin will transfer $1,000,000 to you, from which you may keep 10%. Please PM me for more details.

 


Bexley Dave

Can you hear the Brighton sing? I can't hear a ******* thing!

"The most arrogant, obnoxious bunch of deluded little sun tanned, loafer wearing mummy's boys I've ever had the misfortune of having to listen to" (Burnley forum)

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View Woodmansterne's Profile Woodmansterne Flag Bury 27 May 18 10.27pm Send a Private Message to Woodmansterne Add Woodmansterne as a friend

Mexico.
Gracias, amigo.

 

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View sprites's Profile sprites Flag Auckland 27 May 18 10.31pm Send a Private Message to sprites Add sprites as a friend

With Luka in the squad, there's always a chance. COME ON YOU SERBIA!

 

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View Stuk's Profile Stuk Flag Top half 28 May 18 2.36pm Send a Private Message to Stuk Add Stuk as a friend

Arigatou

 


Optimistic as ever

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Hygge

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View Dan1994's Profile Dan1994 Flag Wallington 29 May 18 12.11am Send a Private Message to Dan1994 Add Dan1994 as a friend

Xherdan Shaqiri eat your heart out

 


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