Grown ups going to work on a kids scooter.

Mrs Browns Boys

I ride a GS scooter with my hair cut neat
I wear my war time coat in the wind and sleet.

People who don't pronounce G at the end of words
Sittin' instead of sitting for example.

It isn't difficult FFS.

People who put on a ridiculous telephone voice. Stop it immediately.

Stupid programs about healthy eating which show the same clips over and over with some condescending twit telling people how to eat and with the astonishing revelation at the end that if you starve, you lose weight and your blood sugar goes down.

Genius.

Anyone who says 'innit' or 'bruv'

Southerners who follow northern clubs

Recreational cyclists

Doctors who can't speak English

Russel Brand

Students

Estate Agents

Unclear parking signs

Toilets at Selhurst Park

Brighton fans

Being told I have to agree with stuff otherwise I must be racist/sexist

Butch lesbians

People who fart in lifts

Butch lesbians who fart in lifts

Dogs with three legs (attention seeking little f@ckers)

Robbie Williams

Fat people on mobility scooters

"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

Yep. Couldn't work out who had them in the Iran v Morocco game. After last night's game I definitely want Iran out.

I agree with most of the driving ones mentioned as well, particularly the t***s who pay more (any) attention to their phones than the road.

Optimistic as ever

Me
Not knowing when to shut the f@@k up.

C*nts.

I think that covers pretty much everything and everyone.