Great call, I get that some people dont like football and thats fine, but people act like they have just come back from a stint in a war because they were in the same pub as a football match...

My apprentice. Lazy little f*ucker. He seems to tick a lot of the boxes above.
Likes to refer to people as geezers.
He’s scared of hard work.
He listens to sh*t music.
He doesn’t understand what tidying up is.
Wears skinny black jeans, then complains of being hot.
He’s constantly on his poxy phone, CONSTANTLY!!!!
Not interested in work at all, but lights up trying to explain to me about a computer game.
Moaning about his girlfriend, but won’t chuck her in.

I’m sacking him soon I think.

sack him today mate.
I hate apprentices also.
lazy little turds, never show up on a day there is proper work to do.
never in Mondays & often work the evenings as a 'DJ' so they are useless next day.
One of my lot I told to paint the ceiling white & do a sample of the yellow emulsion on the wall, ended up with a yellow ceiling.
Another was in the van with me as we drove past the war memorial on purley way, croydon.
'whats that' he said.
its the war memorial i replied.
'Is that where it happened...'he responded.
sack him today.

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

Was the caravan part of the friendly caravaners that have taken up residence on the school green and spent last night setting light to things. The misunderstood little scamps.

Detest motorists that throw fag butts and rubbish out of the car window.

Also travelling people who leave sh*t everywhere (literally) and seem completely above the law.

Edited by Apollofuzz (22 Jun 2018 12.56pm)

I ride a GS scooter with my hair cut neat
I wear my war time coat in the wind and sleet.

my kids get a 'woe betide you' now. it just does my nut in. I'm pleased I'm not alone.

(edits but to nut!)

Edited by Ginger Pubic Wig (22 Jun 2018 6.05pm)

If you want to live in a world full of kindness, respect and love, try to show these qualities.

more than a dozen I would say, going back a few years, but yes at least a dozen I would say. Normally pissed blokes in the street if I'm honest.

I worked as a recruiting Sgt in Cambridge for a while and well, you can imagine.