So we won't be seeing you on Love Island next year, then.

Shame.

Having read an email from someone offering to do wonderful things for my company or website which I have deleted as being of no interest I find it really annoying to receive a follow up a week later asking me if I've had time to read their previous email

Pissing on a toilet seat and leaving it, in a public toilet.

Urinals are for pissing, toilets are for sh1tting. I don’t want to clean someone else’s piss so that I can have a sh1t. You wouldn’t do it at home.

With regards train toilets, a much under discussed subject, I hate going in there and finding that someone has left ‘bangers and mash’ in the toilet, meaning a load of big roll and some turds.

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

also the 'lasagne'
poo/loo roll/poo/more loo roll.
layers of ' er s***.
at least the facilities there, albeit grubby and nasty.
at work there is often no khazi or access to one or if there is the client has a locked window .
horrific.

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

It would all be part of a cunning plan though
Go on, just this once.
You might feel a smidgen of childlike glee watching your nipper pulling bits of lead from a sharpener.
The same glee he gets watching you watching him dropping them whilst steaming from your ears.