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View monkey's Profile monkey Flag Sittingbourne,Kent 12 Sep 18 8.07pm Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

Amazing what being famous and having s*** loads of money can get you!!

As Peter Crouch once famously said when asked what he’d be if he wasn’t a footballer,,,,,”a virgin” was his reply!!

 


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View Palace4eva's Profile Palace4eva Flag Oslo 12 Sep 18 9.43pm Send a Private Message to Palace4eva Add Palace4eva as a friend

Originally posted by monkey

Amazing what being famous and having s*** loads of money can get you!!

As Peter Crouch once famously said when asked what he’d be if he wasn’t a footballer,,,,,”a virgin” was his reply!!


Crouch is an intelligent man, based on his height he probably also has a few inches more than most below puncheons preferred weapon. Loads of cash and inches has always been a good mixture for success.

 

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View Rudi Hedman's Profile Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 12 Sep 18 10.13pm Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Originally posted by Palace4eva


Crouch is an intelligent man, based on his height he probably also has a few inches more than most below puncheons preferred weapon. Loads of cash and inches has always been a good mixture for success.

Probably can’t fit his full shaft in that little scouser.

 


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View thai-eagle's Profile thai-eagle Flag chiang mai 13 Sep 18 5.26am Send a Private Message to thai-eagle Add thai-eagle as a friend

Can easily understand why Andros added to his top...no wonder he does not have a full engine anymore!!!

 

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View YT's Profile YT Flag Oxford 13 Sep 18 5.59am Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by Rudi Hedman

Probably can’t fit his full shaft in that little scouser.

I dunno. Based on Crouchy’s classic quote, maybe it’s more like:

Making love to the Mersey Tunnel
With a sausage, have you ever been to Liverpool?

 


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View Midlands Eagle's Profile Midlands Eagle Flag 13 Sep 18 6.00am Send a Private Message to Midlands Eagle Add Midlands Eagle as a friend

I like the look of Mrs Ward as she not only looks pretty but also looks like you might be able to hold a conversation with her whilst most of the others look vacuous

 

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View Rudi Hedman's Profile Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 13 Sep 18 8.46am Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Originally posted by YT

I dunno. Based on Crouchy’s classic quote, maybe it’s more like:

Making love to the Mersey Tunnel
With a sausage, have you ever been to Liverpool?

Oh yeah, they all date drug dealers who are packing a baton before footballers. They do! I know a WAG in Liverpool who was sh&gging a kick boxer/drug dealer while the footballer was at away games. Would’ve been useful banter but we were in the championship.

 


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View Rudi Hedman's Profile Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 13 Sep 18 8.46am Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

I like the look of Mrs Ward as she not only looks pretty but also looks like you might be able to hold a conversation with her whilst most of the others look vacuous

They choose to live in Clapham.

 


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View monkey's Profile monkey Flag Sittingbourne,Kent 13 Sep 18 9.41am Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

I like the look of Mrs Ward as she not only looks pretty but also looks like you might be able to hold a conversation with her whilst most of the others look vacuous

Mr and Mrs Ward are child hood sweet hearts, so at least you can say she’s not a gold digger as well

 


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View Beastie's Profile Beastie Flag 13 Sep 18 9.43am Send a Private Message to Beastie Add Beastie as a friend

If it wasn’t for their money, looks, physical fitness, glamorous lifestyle and obvious compatibility I bet the girls wouldn’t even be interested in these players.

 

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View Badger11's Profile Badger11 Flag Beckenham 13 Sep 18 9.50am Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

Originally posted by Beastie

If it wasn’t for their money, looks, physical fitness, glamorous lifestyle and obvious compatibility I bet the girls wouldn’t even be interested in these players.

Yeah what have the Romans ever done for us.

 


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View kennybrowns leftfoot's Profile kennybrowns leftfoot Flag Reigate 13 Sep 18 10.00am Send a Private Message to kennybrowns leftfoot Add kennybrowns leftfoot as a friend

Who is this Connor Wickham person I hear you speak about??

 


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