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View Tom-the-eagle's Profile Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 17 Dec 18 7.55pm Send a Private Message to Tom-the-eagle Add Tom-the-eagle as a friend

Originally posted by becky

Since it's not a scientific experiment under controlled conditions, into General Talk it goes!

Just so you know Becky - I will be using the thought of you as a source of inspiration tomorrow

 


"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

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View martin2412's Profile martin2412 Flag The Big Wide World 17 Dec 18 7.58pm Send a Private Message to martin2412 Add martin2412 as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Having a chat with the lads before football and we all agreed that one of effects of getting older (most of us are in our late forties) was low libido.

I know when I was a teenager I could regularly knock out half a dozen w@nks in a day.

Anyway we have had a bet - I reckon I can get four off in a day and they don't think I can.

So tomorrow as I am decorating a flat on my own I thought it would be a good opportunity to try and prove them wrong. Only other thing I need to do tomorrow is pick up the youngest from school so will bring some gloves with me.

Anyway, what are your thoughts? do you reckon I can get 4 under my belt (so to speak)

Your support and encouragement will be greatly appreciated.

Mods - I have put this under News and Politics due to its scientific nature.

Run out of wallpaper paste have we ?

 

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View cryrst's Profile cryrst Flag Chatham 17 Dec 18 8.15pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Thanks for your support guys.

Am now wondering if I should be looking at some kind of sponsorship. Maybe a charity w@nk?

Could call it a w@ankathon.

Might email Parish and see if he want to get some of the players involved.

I think some of them have been involved already this season.

 

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View becky's Profile becky Flag over the moon 17 Dec 18 8.16pm Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Just so you know Becky - I will be using the thought of you as a source of inspiration tomorrow

Good luck with that! I hope that you've got a good imagination then, 'cos if you think of me as I really am, you won't even get past the first post.........

unless you are some sort of overweightggilf pervert

 

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View chris123's Profile chris123 Flag hove actually 17 Dec 18 8.25pm Send a Private Message to chris123 Add chris123 as a friend

Originally posted by martin2412

Run out of wallpaper paste have we ?

Wattle and daub - a new euphemism.

 

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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag glorious Goring by sea 17 Dec 18 8.26pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

a case of be careful what you wish for..

when I was (A lot) younger i'd wish I could go for ages, and would find going half a dozen shifts no problem.

now..bleedin hell, its a war of attrition.

Apparantly, womens actually , do not always want hour plus sessions.
no s***, neither do I.

Tom buy one of those repetitive injury, wrist support thingys, lets be careful out there.


and the term is ' a painters radio'-not plaster's

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag glorious Goring by sea 17 Dec 18 8.32pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

also the HOL record is 9!
cannot rem the posters name, but obviously these threads rear there ugly heads every now and again.

stato? I think.

dirty sod.

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

a case of be careful what you wish for..

when I was (A lot) younger i'd wish I could go for ages, and would find going half a dozen shifts no problem.

now..bleedin hell, its a war of attrition.

Apparantly, womens actually , do not always want hour plus sessions.
no s***, neither do I.

Tom buy one of those repetitive injury, wrist support thingys, lets be careful out there.


and the term is ' a painters radio'-not plaster's

'My sources' tell me either is acceptable.

 


Vive le Roy!

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View Tom-the-eagle's Profile Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 17 Dec 18 8.39pm Send a Private Message to Tom-the-eagle Add Tom-the-eagle as a friend

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

also the HOL record is 9!
cannot rem the posters name, but obviously these threads rear there ugly heads every now and again.

stato? I think.

dirty sod.


Will be just my luck that I somehow manage four and then the Mrs phones me an says 'get yourself home - as its Christmas your lucks in tonight'!

 


"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

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View Tom-the-eagle's Profile Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 17 Dec 18 8.41pm Send a Private Message to Tom-the-eagle Add Tom-the-eagle as a friend

Originally posted by becky

Good luck with that! I hope that you've got a good imagination then, 'cos if you think of me as I really am, you won't even get past the first post.........

unless you are some sort of overweightggilf pervert


Feel free to DM me over some pictures Becks. You sound just my cup of tea love x

 


"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

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View Rudi Hedman's Profile Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 17 Dec 18 8.56pm Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Make sure you clean your hands before you start, with Turps.

How long is your day? Your working day? W*nking hours of opportunity? Hours of daylight.

Amazing how ejaculating so much can make you feel weary and fatigued when you’re not really exerting yourself. Those chemical releases are very powerful and make us different go animals that fvck and leave. Well,?most of us anyway. Some take pride in unfathered kids all over the postcode.

 


COYP

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View Mapletree's Profile Mapletree Flag Croydon 17 Dec 18 8.59pm Send a Private Message to Mapletree Add Mapletree as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

On that all important fourth one....when the will is flagging...... perhaps the ultras will agree to come around to your flat and give you some loud and proud support to get you over the line.

Good thinking

Non stop singing for the last 20 minutes.

 

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