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How many w@nks can one have in a day

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View Tom-the-eagle's Profile Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 17 Dec 18 9.04pm Send a Private Message to Tom-the-eagle Add Tom-the-eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Rudi Hedman

Make sure you clean your hands before you start, with Turps.

How long is your day? Your working day? W*nking hours of opportunity? Hours of daylight.

Amazing how ejaculating so much can make you feel weary and fatigued when youre not really exerting yourself. Those chemical releases are very powerful and make us different go animals that fvck and leave. Well,?most of us anyway. Some take pride in unfathered kids all over the postcode.

Good call. I think i'm going to require a plan. A w@nking schedule.

Was hoping to get the first one in first thing whilst the Mrs is still asleep. Bit of a risk she doesn't wake. If she wakes up and asks whats the wet patch next to her i will just say that she wet herself during the night and I was too embarrassed to tell her.

 


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View Rudi Hedman's Profile Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 17 Dec 18 9.31pm Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Good call. I think i'm going to require a plan. A w@nking schedule.

Was hoping to get the first one in first thing whilst the Mrs is still asleep. Bit of a risk she doesn't wake. If she wakes up and asks whats the wet patch next to her i will just say that she wet herself during the night and I was too embarrassed to tell her.

Someone I know is having their place decorated. I mayblet them know. Could be interesting.

 


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View OllieMaidstoneEagle's Profile OllieMaidstoneEagle Flag Maidstone, Kent 17 Dec 18 10.42pm Send a Private Message to OllieMaidstoneEagle Add OllieMaidstoneEagle as a friend

Good luck Tom but don't expect me to shake hands with you if you succeed!!!! Ollie's Dad,Ash.

 


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View Tom-the-eagle's Profile Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 17 Dec 18 10.49pm Send a Private Message to Tom-the-eagle Add Tom-the-eagle as a friend

Originally posted by OllieMaidstoneEagle

Good luck Tom but don't expect me to shake hands with you if you succeed!!!! Ollie's Dad,Ash.

Cheers Ash.

Off to bed now - have a big day ahead tomorrow!

 


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View Tickled pink's Profile Tickled pink Flag Cornwall 17 Dec 18 11.28pm Send a Private Message to Tickled pink Add Tickled pink as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Thanks for your support guys.

Am now wondering if I should be looking at some kind of sponsorship. Maybe a charity w@nk?

Could call it a w@ankathon.

Might email Parish and see if he want to get some of the players involved.

I've heard PVA is great with keeping wood up.

 

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View Tom-the-eagle's Profile Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 18 Dec 18 2.05pm Send a Private Message to Tom-the-eagle Add Tom-the-eagle as a friend

Two down, need two more in the next hour!

Pressures on!

 


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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 18 Dec 18 3.34pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Two down, need two more in the next hour!

Pressures on!

You can do it mate, think of all the fans behind you! We are all with you.

 


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View palace_in_frogland's Profile palace_in_frogland Flag In a broken dream 18 Dec 18 3.48pm Send a Private Message to palace_in_frogland Add palace_in_frogland as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

You can do it mate, think of all the fans behind you! We are all with you.

Id certainly rather be behind him than in front of him during this exercise.

 

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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 18 Dec 18 3.52pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by palace_in_frogland

Id certainly rather be behind him than in front of him during this exercise.

I hope he remembered the wet ones and the sandwich bag for his phone.

 


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View elgrande's Profile elgrande Flag bedford 18 Dec 18 4.22pm Send a Private Message to elgrande Add elgrande as a friend

God I hope there isn't a go fund me page,try explaining that to the other half.

"What's this on the statement...Tom's w***athon"..slap.

 


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View palace_in_frogland's Profile palace_in_frogland Flag In a broken dream 18 Dec 18 4.24pm Send a Private Message to palace_in_frogland Add palace_in_frogland as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

I hope he remembered the wet ones and the sandwich bag for his phone.

Hell be ok if there are curtains in this flat.

 

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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Online Flag Wisbech, England 18 Dec 18 4.42pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

I hope he had a half time orange.

 

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