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How many w@nks can one have in a day

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View Mapletree's Profile Mapletree Flag Croydon 18 Dec 18 5.12pm Send a Private Message to Mapletree Add Mapletree as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

I hope he remembered the wet ones and the sandwich bag for his phone.

If he'd had a wet one he wouldn't have needed to w*nk

 

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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Online Flag Wisbech, England 18 Dec 18 5.20pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by Mapletree

If he'd had a wet one he wouldn't have needed to w*nk

Oh er misses!

Could have made the script for a new 'carry on'......I bet the killjoys won't be letting that come back.

 

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View eagleman13's Profile eagleman13 Flag On The Road To Hell 18 Dec 18 5.30pm Send a Private Message to eagleman13 Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add eagleman13 as a friend

This is right up there with the BBC's w***fest over manure today

 


Is joining the 'Grumpy Old Gits' Club

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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag glorious Goring by sea 18 Dec 18 5.40pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

possible scenario:
Tom achieves his goal.
Goes home & wifey goes'lets have a quikie before I go bath, we stick some p***. on, few drinks & you ride me all night'
Tom dies & wife spends rest of her life in wheelchair after 8 hr shag-a-thon.

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag glorious Goring by sea 18 Dec 18 5.42pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

or..
Tom invents new FAST weight loss program & now longer has to paint anymore.

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag glorious Goring by sea 18 Dec 18 5.44pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Or..
Tom is already in Mayday with his cock packed in ice
(in some discomfort)
while students of medicine come to see what a really red angry knob looks like.

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag glorious Goring by sea 18 Dec 18 5.49pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by Mapletree

Good thinking

Non stop singing for the last 20 minutes.

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Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View palace_in_frogland's Profile palace_in_frogland Flag In a broken dream 18 Dec 18 7.02pm Send a Private Message to palace_in_frogland Add palace_in_frogland as a friend

Well Tom? Tom? Tom...

 

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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Online Flag Wisbech, England 18 Dec 18 7.34pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

I fear Tom may have slipped into a w*** induced coma.

We should hold a vigil and pray for Tom.

He fell fighting the good fight.

 

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View becky's Profile becky Flag over the moon 18 Dec 18 7.56pm Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

I fear Tom may have slipped into a w*** induced coma.

We should hold a vigil and pray for Tom.

He fell fighting the good fight.

Remember in your prayers the Bishop, who took such a bashing to help Tom in his hour of need......

 

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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Online Flag Wisbech, England 18 Dec 18 8.02pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by becky

Remember in your prayers the Bishop, who took such a bashing to help Tom in his hour of need......

Bravo.....and three hail Marys.

 

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View DaWick's Profile DaWick Flag Kingston 18 Dec 18 8.03pm Send a Private Message to DaWick Add DaWick as a friend

This is more exciting than transfer deadline day! Does anyone know whether Tom did it?

 

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