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View Tom-the-eagle's Profile Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 18 Dec 18 8.04pm Send a Private Message to Tom-the-eagle Add Tom-the-eagle as a friend

Dear all,

I just want to start by thanking you all for your tremendous support and encouragement over the past 24 hours, without it i'm not sure i could have undertook such a massive task.

Unfortunately today I only managed two tugs that ended in completion therefore I lost the bet. I was on my way to number three, thought of Becky and then it all went downhill from there (literally).

I feel like I have let you all down and am truly sorry.

I guess i'm just not the w@nker I used to be.

Tom

PS:
This has been a difficult decision to make however I have decided to officially retire from charity w@nking in order to spend more time with my family.

 


"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag glorious Goring by sea 18 Dec 18 8.10pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

Bravo.....and three hail Marys.

it was only 2 hail marys unfotunatly.

our regards to Tom for his chutzpa and effort but I feared age & time would rule the day.
sleep well Tom.

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View Tom-the-eagle's Profile Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 18 Dec 18 8.15pm Send a Private Message to Tom-the-eagle Add Tom-the-eagle as a friend

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

it was only 2 hail marys unfotunatly.

our regards to Tom for his chutzpa and effort but I feared age & time would rule the day.
sleep well Tom.

Thank you very much.

And thank you for the many Direct Messages you sent me offering to come over and help the effort.

 


"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Online Flag Wisbech, England 18 Dec 18 8.16pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say we all appreciate the manful efforts you have made here.

I can only hope that none of our expectations put you off your stroke as we realise that it must have been hard....at least initially....until it wasn't.

Many good wishes on your recovery.

 

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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag glorious Goring by sea 18 Dec 18 8.17pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Thank you very much.

And thank you for the many Direct Messages you sent me offering to come over and help the effort.

sod,

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View Henry of Peckham's Profile Henry of Peckham Flag Eton Mess 18 Dec 18 8.40pm Send a Private Message to Henry of Peckham Add Henry of Peckham as a friend

Up to 650 when they are all in Westminster but they usually go back to their constituencies on a Friday.

 


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View cryrst's Profile cryrst Flag Chatham 18 Dec 18 8.43pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Dear all,

I just want to start by thanking you all for your tremendous support and encouragement over the past 24 hours, without it i'm not sure i could have undertook such a massive task.

Unfortunately today I only managed two tugs that ended in completion therefore I lost the bet. I was on my way to number three, thought of Becky and then it all went downhill from there (literally).

I feel like I have let you all down and am truly sorry.

I guess i'm just not the w@nker I used to be.

Tom

PS:
This has been a difficult decision to make however I have decided to officially retire from charity w@nking in order to spend more time with my family.

You are an honest chappy
You could have lied your arse off but fair play you f***ed up.
You know where i am from other posts but good boy for giving it a go.

 

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View Mapletree's Profile Mapletree Flag Croydon 18 Dec 18 9.15pm Send a Private Message to Mapletree Add Mapletree as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Dear all,

I just want to start by thanking you all for your tremendous support and encouragement over the past 24 hours, without it i'm not sure i could have undertook such a massive task.

Unfortunately today I only managed two tugs that ended in completion therefore I lost the bet. I was on my way to number three, thought of Becky and then it all went downhill from there (literally).

I feel like I have let you all down and am truly sorry.

I guess i'm just not the w@nker I used to be.

Tom

PS:
This has been a difficult decision to make however I have decided to officially retire from charity w@nking in order to spend more time with my family.

Don't feel too deflated Tom. We all have those days when things just don't seem to come to hand.

I am sure in a couple of weeks you will feel more pumped up and ready for another bash.

 

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View palace_in_frogland's Profile palace_in_frogland Flag In a broken dream 19 Dec 18 9.09am Send a Private Message to palace_in_frogland Add palace_in_frogland as a friend

Just read the news, Tom.

Canít say that Iím not a tad disappointed in your performance.

Now, if only youíd had that picture of Bellymanís missus with you...

 

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View Nc412760's Profile Nc412760 Flag Oxford 19 Dec 18 9.49am Send a Private Message to Nc412760 Add Nc412760 as a friend

Are there mandatory drug tests after w@ankathons?

Tom - you could have played the odds with a little blue pill and set a new world record then pray that WADA donít turn up.

 


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View Rudi Hedman's Profile Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 19 Dec 18 10.23am Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Originally posted by Nc412760

Are there mandatory drug tests after w@ankathons?

Tom - you could have played the odds with a little blue pill and set a new world record then pray that WADA donít turn up.

Was he recording on number of ejaculations so if there wasnít one then it doesnít count, or you just keep tugging until you pass out or need food, water and nutrition. Maybe thatís where additional support comes in.

 


COYP

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View becky's Profile becky Flag over the moon 19 Dec 18 10.52am Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Dear all,

I just want to start by thanking you all for your tremendous support and encouragement over the past 24 hours, without it i'm not sure i could have undertook such a massive task.

Unfortunately today I only managed two tugs that ended in completion therefore I lost the bet. I was on my way to number three, thought of Becky and then it all went downhill from there (literally).

I feel like I have let you all down and am truly sorry.

I guess i'm just not the w@nker I used to be.

Tom

PS:
This has been a difficult decision to make however I have decided to officially retire from charity w@nking in order to spend more time with my family.

You can't say I didn't warn you......

 

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