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View YT's Profile YT Flag Oxford 23 Dec 18 3.12pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

‘Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree’ performed by Mel Smith and Kim Wilde aka ‘Mel and Kim’. An excruciating travesty that gets ‘fast-forwarded’ every Christmas morning on our drive to see the folks.

Mrs YT and I have often bemoaned how this song always clings to its position in all the ‘Greatest Christmas Album in the World’-type compilations whereas classics get dropped eg the proper Wham! version of ‘Last Christmas’ and ‘When a Child is Born’ by Johnny Mathis.

Last Christmas was replaced for many years by a dreadful instrumental version (presumably due to copyright issues), although I’m told that the original has now found its way back in to some compilations. For those who don’t know the old chestnut, this is the only song to sell 2 million copies without making it to number 1.

 


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View YT's Profile YT Flag Oxford 23 Dec 18 3.15pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Another horror that we always fast-forward: ‘The 12 Days if Christmas’ by The Spinners. Check it out. It’s fvcking awful!

 


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View fish mitten's Profile fish mitten Flag Chelmsford 23 Dec 18 3.26pm Send a Private Message to fish mitten Add fish mitten as a friend

Any Christmas song by Cliff.

I can't stand Last Christmas either. Sentimental slush when Georgy boy was pretending to be straight. Should be more like 'Last Christmas I gave you my @rse'

 

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Chris Rea appears to be driving an old clapped-out Nissan Micra on a road with some spectacular traffic jam.

jona lomu, 'stop the cavalry' is about as depressing as a terminal diagnosis from Croydon STD clinic.

Edited by PalazioVecchio (23 Dec 2018 3.36pm)

 


the 'Net-We-had' at the Etihad....again

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View becky's Profile becky Flag over the moon 23 Dec 18 4.29pm Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

jona lomu, 'stop the cavalry' is about as depressing as a terminal diagnosis from Croydon STD clinic.

Edited by PalazioVecchio (23 Dec 2018 3.36pm)

Which is why you could always find him in the kitchen at parties - Jonah Lewie = Billy No-Mates

 


A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers

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View Cucking Funt's Profile Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 23 Dec 18 6.13pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

I also can't stand that Shane McGowan/Kirsty McColl bollocks either.

 


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ChrisGC Flag Wantage 23 Dec 18 6.30pm

Imagine and Band Aid. The godfathers of virtue signalling and utter cobblers.

 

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View davenotamonkey's Profile davenotamonkey Flag 23 Dec 18 7.07pm Send a Private Message to davenotamonkey Add davenotamonkey as a friend

Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

Chris Rea appears to be driving an old clapped-out Nissan Micra on a road with some spectacular traffic jam.

jona lomu, 'stop the cavalry' is about as depressing as a terminal diagnosis from Croydon STD clinic.

Edited by PalazioVecchio (23 Dec 2018 3.36pm)

Haha... nice!

 

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View YT's Profile YT Flag Oxford 23 Dec 18 7.45pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by fish mitten

Any Christmas song by Cliff.

I can't stand Last Christmas either. Sentimental slush when Georgy boy was pretending to be straight. Should be more like 'Last Christmas I gave you my @rse'

Good to see there’s no homophobia on HOL

 


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View Jimenez's Profile Jimenez Flag SELHURSTPARKCHESTER,DA BRONX 23 Dec 18 7.50pm Send a Private Message to Jimenez Add Jimenez as a friend

Originally posted by YT

Good to see there’s no homophobia on HOL

LOL This will be going in Gussets little red book!!

 


Pro USA & Israel

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Pussay Patrol Flag 23 Dec 18 8.51pm

All of them

That one by the darkness, Don't let the bell-end Sing

 


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View davenotamonkey's Profile davenotamonkey Flag 23 Dec 18 9.12pm Send a Private Message to davenotamonkey Add davenotamonkey as a friend

Originally posted by Pussay Patrol

All of them

That one by the darkness, Don't let the bell-end Sing

That is an epic! "Christmas time, don't let the bells end..."

 

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