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View Teddy Eagle's Profile Teddy Eagle Flag 17 Apr 19 1.44pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Perhaps the nation could be provided with a list of subjects about which it’s permissable to make jokes. Worked for the BBC for decades and look what a bastion of open minded fairness they are.

 

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ChrisGC Flag Wantage 17 Apr 19 3.11pm

Originally posted by chris123

Benito?

Carbone?

 

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View KAOS's Profile KAOS Flag In a tree 17 Apr 19 3.16pm Send a Private Message to KAOS Add KAOS as a friend

F*ck me! This thread is painfully boring now!

 

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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 17 Apr 19 3.30pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

Perhaps the nation could be provided with a list of subjects about which it’s permissable to make jokes. Worked for the BBC for decades and look what a bastion of open minded fairness they are.

Was going to be a bit more comprehensive, but here is a start:

Gender - no: unless you are female or other
Race - no: unless black or non-white
Disability - no: unless disabled
Religion - no: accept Christianity
Sexuality - no: unless drag queen.
Munich Air crash/ Hillsborough/ other football disasters - no
Ireland/ N. Ireland - no
Scotland - no
Wales - maybe
England - definitely
UK- certainly
EU - await directive
Nazism - no: other politics - yes.
Fat - no
Skinny - no
Tall - no
Short - no
Bald - yes (when directed at male)
Nose length - no

 


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View Teddy Eagle's Profile Teddy Eagle Flag 17 Apr 19 3.36pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

Was going to be a bit more comprehensive, but here is a start:

Gender - no: unless you are female or other
Race - no: unless black or non-white
Disability - no: unless disabled
Religion - no: accept Christianity
Sexuality - no: unless drag queen.
Munich Air crash/ Hillsborough/ other football disasters - no
Ireland/ N. Ireland - no
Scotland - no
Wales - maybe
England - definitely
UK- certainly
EU - await directive
Nazism - no: other politics - yes.
Fat - no
Skinny - no
Tall - no
Short - no
Bald - yes (when directed at male)
Nose length - no

A career in censorship beckons. You just need a non offensively coloured pencil (not green, red, blue or orange) to highlight prohibited jokes.

 

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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 17 Apr 19 4.03pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

A career in censorship beckons. You just need a non offensively coloured pencil (not green, red, blue or orange) to highlight prohibited jokes.

Pens and pencils too phallic. Finger painting creates a level playing field for all.

 


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View Uphill's Profile Uphill Flag Bedford 17 Apr 19 4.17pm Send a Private Message to Uphill Add Uphill as a friend

Footballers are not noted for their brains or common sense so I give Wayne the benefit of the doubt on this.

What annoys me is that the FA (also not renowned for their common sense) have thought fit to issue a summary of their deliberations.

My sympathies are now 100 per cent with Wayne after that ..

 

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deleted user Flag 17 Apr 19 5.19pm

Originally posted by Uphill

Footballers are not noted for their brains or common sense so I give Wayne the benefit of the doubt on this.

What annoys me is that the FA (also not renowned for their common sense) have thought fit to issue a summary of their deliberations.

My sympathies are now 100 per cent with Wayne after that ..

I find it very hard to believe that he didn't know what a nazi salute looks like. It was a clever get out though, playing the 'nice but dim' card. Even if he did it intentionally it was clearly a joke, so I don't blame him for using whatever explanation would work.

 

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View becky's Profile becky Flag over the moon 17 Apr 19 6.40pm Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

Was going to be a bit more comprehensive, but here is a start:

Gender - no: unless you are female or other
Race - no: unless black or non-white
Disability - no: unless disabled
Religion - no: accept Christianity
Sexuality - no: unless drag queen.
Munich Air crash/ Hillsborough/ other football disasters - no
Ireland/ N. Ireland - no
Scotland - no
Wales - maybe
England - definitely
UK- certainly
EU - await directive
Nazism - no: other politics - yes.
Fat - no
Skinny - no
Tall - no
Short - no
Bald - yes (when directed at male)
Nose length - no

That's a brilliant list - I app.....Oh no, wait! The snowflakes may be out of their safe spaces at this time of day so....... J A Z Z H A N D S to you

 


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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 17 Apr 19 6.45pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by becky

That's a brilliant list - I app.....Oh no, wait! The snowflakes may be out of their safe spaces at this time of day so....... J A Z Z H A N D S to you

Jazz hands remind me of the Black and White Minstrels - another no.

 


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Originally posted by becky

That's a brilliant list - I app.....Oh no, wait! The snowflakes may be out of their safe spaces at this time of day so....... J A Z Z H A N D S to you

But do Jazz hands count as cultural appropriation?

 

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View eagleman13's Profile eagleman13 Flag On The Road To Hell & Alicante 17 Apr 19 6.58pm Send a Private Message to eagleman13 Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add eagleman13 as a friend

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

But do Jazz hands count as cultural appropriation?

C'mon, she meant jizz, it was a slip of the tongue/finger

Aint that right becky

 


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