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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag Wisbech, England 11 Apr 19 9.50pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Looks like no one is going to be buying 'Made In Israel' for a while.

 

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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag Wisbech, England 11 Apr 19 10.21pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

I'm hearing that the reason the spacecraft crashed was a problem with the landing sensors during the landing phrase.....they were circumcised and lost sensitivity.

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View ChrisGC's Profile ChrisGC Flag Wantage 11 Apr 19 10.39pm Send a Private Message to ChrisGC Add ChrisGC as a friend

Have they displaced the other flags yet and started shelling innocent clanger children?

 

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View johnno42000's Profile johnno42000 Flag 11 Apr 19 11.07pm Send a Private Message to johnno42000 Add johnno42000 as a friend

There goes their no claims bonus.

 


'Lies to the masses as are like fly's to mollasses...they want more and more and more'

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View Mr Palaceman's Profile Mr Palaceman Flag 12 Apr 19 12.31am Send a Private Message to Mr Palaceman Add Mr Palaceman as a friend

Originally posted by ChrisGC

Have they displaced the other flags yet and started shelling innocent clanger children?

No shelling yet but an embargo on soup from the soup dragon.

The CLO want talks.

 


"You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead"

Stan Laurel

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View .TUX.'s Profile .TUX. Flag 12 Apr 19 8.31am Send a Private Message to .TUX. Add .TUX. as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

Looks like no one is going to be buying 'Made In Israel' for a while.

 


Buy Litecoin.

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View Badger11's Profile Badger11 Flag Beckenham 12 Apr 19 8.34am Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

I worked on a major IT project for a bank the main software developer was Israeli, nice people but their software was riddled with bugs like Microsoft.

I used to joke then that I hoped they were not the developers of the software that controlled Israel's nuclear weapons.

 


One more point

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View dollardays's Profile dollardays Flag 12 Apr 19 8.35am Send a Private Message to dollardays Add dollardays as a friend

Oy vey! Good effort though.

 

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View sickboy's Profile sickboy Flag Dordogne 12 Apr 19 12.27pm Send a Private Message to sickboy Add sickboy as a friend

Although i am not Jewish i am of Jewish descent. Am i allowed to be offended by this thread and its subsequent posts? Just checking.&#128521;

 

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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag Wisbech, England 12 Apr 19 1.00pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

The Palestinians don't want to be out done and have held their own efforts at reaching the moon.

This was done by seeing who could throw a rock the highest.

 

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View Hrolf The Ganger's Profile Hrolf The Ganger Flag 12 Apr 19 2.35pm Send a Private Message to Hrolf The Ganger Add Hrolf The Ganger as a friend

I wouldn't hold my breath waiting for Israelis to reach the Moon.
It took them 40 years to find the promised land when they could have walked there in a week.

 

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View ChrisGC's Profile ChrisGC Flag Wantage 12 Apr 19 2.56pm Send a Private Message to ChrisGC Add ChrisGC as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

The Palestinians don't want to be out done and have held their own efforts at reaching the moon.

This was done by seeing who could throw a rock the highest.

Having declared Abdul's stone the first Palestinian in space and thus beating the Isrealis they celebrated by sending a donkey stuffed with explosives into a kibbutz.

Then again, this is usually how they celebrate the sun coming up every day.

 

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