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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag Wisbech, England 29 Apr 19 10.42am Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger

Hmmm!

Scotland has a small cozy population, if you know what I mean.
Not too many genes in that gene pool.

When it's cold and windy outside....

They should mate with the Irish....oh wait...hang on they already did...that's how we got Liverpudlians.

 

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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag Wisbech, England 29 Apr 19 10.46am Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

just for you Sterling. A beauty contest with diversity on these islands.

This will placate the 'lefty-diversity brigade', but will surely insense the 'lefty-gender-stereotype brigade'.

beware of triggered feminists.

I miss the 1970's and Benny Hill. Beware of the angry LGBTQ brigade piling in to defend their brother Benny.

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in the spirit of inclusivity and diversity, i propose we see the Miss 'deep fried Mars Bar' contest,

and something like the Eurovision Song Contest for Celtic Park & Ibrox....Miss hateful Sectarian chant Contest.

Edited by PalazioVecchio (29 Apr 2019 10.39am)

She's a bit of a minger to be winning a beauty contest......there are better on the tills at Tescos.

Seems like a token pick to me...probably got your 'right ons' on the judging panel.....I bet the other girls were really chuffed there.

 

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View Penge Eagle's Profile Penge Eagle Flag Beckenham 29 Apr 19 11.21am Send a Private Message to Penge Eagle Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Penge Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Bexley Eagle

Done a mother and daughter in days gone by, but not at the same time.
A mate of mine has done twin sisters at the same time. Now that will take some beating.

Ah, the mother-daughter combo. Last seen in Sinatra's in the early 2000s. Not sure where to find them these days.

 

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View YT's Profile YT Flag Oxford 29 Apr 19 11.48am Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by Bexley Eagle

Done a mother and daughter in days gone by, but not at the same time.
A mate of mine has done twin sisters at the same time. Now that will take some beating.

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View Hrolf The Ganger's Profile Hrolf The Ganger Flag 29 Apr 19 12.04pm Send a Private Message to Hrolf The Ganger Add Hrolf The Ganger as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

When it's cold and windy outside....

They should mate with the Irish....oh wait...hang on they already did...that's how we got Liverpudlians.

Self piteous, never guilty and love drinking and fighting.

They got all the best genes.

Edited by Hrolf The Ganger (29 Apr 2019 12.36pm)

 

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View martin2412's Profile martin2412 Flag The Big Wide World 29 Apr 19 12.17pm Send a Private Message to martin2412 Add martin2412 as a friend

Yeah those girls are alright, but can they do women's work like cook, and clean the bog ?

Edited by martin2412 (29 Apr 2019 12.18pm)

 

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View Bexley Eagle's Profile Bexley Eagle Flag Bexley Kent 29 Apr 19 12.21pm Send a Private Message to Bexley Eagle Add Bexley Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Penge Eagle

Ah, the mother-daughter combo. Last seen in Sinatra's in the early 2000s. Not sure where to find them these days.

I actually dated the daughter and split when the mother was taking an "unhealthy interest". It was rude not to oblige

 

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View Penge Eagle's Profile Penge Eagle Flag Beckenham 29 Apr 19 12.32pm Send a Private Message to Penge Eagle Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Penge Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Bexley Eagle

I actually dated the daughter and split when the mother was taking an "unhealthy interest". It was rude not to oblige

Good lad!

 

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View Cannonball's Profile Cannonball Flag Oxley, Arkansas 29 Apr 19 12.41pm Send a Private Message to Cannonball Add Cannonball as a friend

When I saw the headline "Miss Scotland" I thought it was about Sturgeon wanting another referendum,in which case I wouldn't miss Scotland.

 


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View eagleman13's Profile eagleman13 Flag On The Road To Hell 29 Apr 19 1.02pm Send a Private Message to eagleman13 Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add eagleman13 as a friend

Originally posted by Penge Eagle

Ah, the mother-daughter combo. Last seen in Sinatra's in the early 2000s. Not sure where to find them these days.

Im more shocked that Sinatra's was still open in the 'noughties'.
Re: Mother/Daughter, have/did/enjoyed, thing was, the Father/Hubby found out, he was only narked bout me with his wife(strange), I always thought Fathers were protective about their daughters. Got given a slap, well lots of slaps

 


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View Cucking Funt's Profile Cucking Funt Flag The toppermost of the poppermost 29 Apr 19 8.18pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Originally posted by eagleman13

Im more shocked that Sinatra's was still open in the 'noughties'.
Re: Mother/Daughter, have/did/enjoyed, thing was, the Father/Hubby found out, he was only narked bout me with his wife(strange), I always thought Fathers were protective about their daughters. Got given a slap, well lots of slaps

Your entire life in microcosm.

 


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View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 29 Apr 19 8.27pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

Originally posted by Cannonball

When I saw the headline "Miss Scotland" I thought it was about Sturgeon wanting another referendum,in which case I wouldn't miss Scotland.

Putin not bothering to Nuke it.

 


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