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Originally posted by YT

I wouldn't mind a hard blow from any of the lovelies in the picture

If I'd ever been lucky enough to bag myself a beauty contestant....I think I'd be the one blowing hard after about two minutes.

Thinking back I can recall a couple of stunners but only a couple.....unfortunately I don't think that's a bad memory.

 

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Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

would it improve diversity if they included a big fat bloater with a pint in one chubby hand, a fag in her mouth and a chocolate eclair in the other hand.

Like a hat-trick of Scottish Pride ?

Only if its a deep fried eclair inside a pie covered in batter.

 

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View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 30 Apr 19 8.47pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

If I'd ever been lucky enough to bag myself a beauty contestant....I think I'd be the one blowing hard after about two minutes.

Thinking back I can recall a couple of stunners but only a couple.....unfortunately I don't think that's a bad memory.

i got a few phone numbers at Crufts

 


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Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

Only if its a deep fried eclair inside a pie covered in batter.

Right that's it.....I'm sticking a pastie in the oven.

And no that's not a euphemism for the missus.

 

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Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

i got a few phone numbers at Crufts

Looking back at the last few years I had of dalliance....that would have probably represented an upgrade.

Edited by Stirlingsays (30 Apr 2019 8.56pm)

 

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Originally posted by Cucking Funt

More to the point, would you like to enter Miss Southampton?

Probably be a stiff entry fee.

I bet it had more than a few responses.

 

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Originally posted by Stirlingsays

Right that's it.....I'm sticking a pastie in the oven.

And no that's not a euphemism for the missus.

Miss Cornwall ?

That beauty pageant will be held in neighbouring Devon.

cos all the Cornish girls cannot afford the Cornwall property market. House prices in Truro been over-inflated by t0sser's with surfboards from London.

 


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Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

Miss Cornwall ?

That beauty pageant will be held in neighbouring Devon.

cos all the Cornish girls cannot afford the Cornwall property market. House prices in Truro been over-inflated by t0sser's with surfboards from London.

Yep, it's the diversity in Cornwall that makes it so expensive and popular.....Oh sorry....I missed the words 'lack of'.

Edited by Stirlingsays (30 Apr 2019 10.33pm)

 

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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 03 May 19 10.35am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

I moved from Scotland to Kent in 1972.

I don't miss Scotland

 


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