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View martin2412's Profile martin2412 Flag Living The Dream 06 May 19 8.59pm Send a Private Message to martin2412 Add martin2412 as a friend

Originally posted by Badger11

I don't care about women's sport mainly because they insist on imitating men sport and do it badly.

Why watch someone run 100m in 11 seconds when I can watch Usain Bolt?

Women's football is just not interesting to me for that reason the same way I don't watch men's Sunday park football.

I have no problem with them playing it and I am sure they are professional and people are entitled to watch it or in my case not.

I do look for the results of our ladies team but only because they are Palace.

Women ain't even that good at 'women things'.

1) The best cooks in the world are all male chefs.
2) The best sewers in the world are usually tailors.

That said, they would win nagging competitions hands down.

 

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Originally posted by martin2412

Women ain't even that good at 'women things'.

1) The best cooks in the world are all male chefs.
2) The best sewers in the world are usually tailors.

That said, they would win nagging competitions hands down.

Pity your mother was so good at giving birth then......

 


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Originally posted by martin2412

Women ain't even that good at 'women things'.

1) The best cooks in the world are all male chefs.
2) The best sewers in the world are usually tailors.

That said, they would win nagging competitions hands down.

It took me 3 goes to realise what this meant. I kept thinking of Joseph Bazalgette etc ie as in sewers, drains.

 


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View Midlands Eagle's Profile Midlands Eagle Flag 07 May 19 9.19am Send a Private Message to Midlands Eagle Add Midlands Eagle as a friend

If you think that women's football is bad try watching women's cricket which Sky are doing their best to big up into something exciting.

It seems that the biggest attribute needed to be an international woman cricketer is a fat backside although two recently retired cricketers were certainly worth watching - Isha Guha and Ebony Rainford Brent.

Incidentally I know that black people have taken a liking to hyphenating names but Ebony probably wins the prize for the most hyphens in her name as in full it's Ebony-Jewel Cora-Lee Camellia Rosamond Rainford-Brent

 

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Women’s rugby is the worst. It’s like watching a kids game where they’re all afraid of getting hurt and the biggest one just barges others out of the way.
Women’s boxing just seems wrong.

 

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Originally posted by becky

Pity your mother was so good at giving birth then......

I don't know about that either. She kept on telling me I was found under a gooseberry bush.

 

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View Teddy Eagle's Profile Teddy Eagle Flag 07 May 19 11.29pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

One thing my one is much better at is arsing around which she calls multi-tasking and seems to take great pride in. Instead of finishing one thing she tries to do six other things at the same time. Finishes none of them, messes up half of them, and blames me for not telepathically picking up that she was going to sort out her wardrobes(s) while doing the hoovering and hanging curtains.

 

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deleted user Flag 07 May 19 11.55pm

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle


Women’s rugby is the worst. It’s like watching a kids game where they’re all afraid of getting hurt and the biggest one just barges others out of the way.
Women’s boxing just seems wrong.

Women's darts is pretty woeful too, it really went downhill after the L!VE TV days

 

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deleted user Flag 08 May 19 12.01am

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

If you think that women's football is bad try watching women's cricket which Sky are doing their best to big up into something exciting.

It seems that the biggest attribute needed to be an international woman cricketer is a fat backside although two recently retired cricketers were certainly worth watching - Isha Guha and Ebony Rainford Brent.

Incidentally I know that black people have taken a liking to hyphenating names but Ebony probably wins the prize for the most hyphens in her name as in full it's Ebony-Jewel Cora-Lee Camellia Rosamond Rainford-Brent

Wow, try saying that after a couple of drinks.

If she has a kid she should call it Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Rainford-Brent

 

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Cant stand it . Not that there is anything wrong with it but because it has been forced upon us on the altar of equalities .
We are even getting women pundits now ,why? To give the woman's point of view ? No they actually contribute nothing but the obvious . I turn off MOTD when that squeaky voice comes on .
It will be left in the realms of the BBC in years to come as anyone trying to make a £ will realise nobody is actually watching it , nobody cares .

 


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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Online Flag 18 May 19 6.56pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Normal women are of course wonderful but they were designed to do only three things.

Football wasn't one of them.

Edited by Stirlingsays (18 May 2019 6.57pm)

 


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Originally posted by Stirlingsays

Normal women are of course wonderful but they were designed to do only three things.

Football wasn't one of them.

Edited by Stirlingsays (18 May 2019 6.57pm)

Meat and two veg?

 


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