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View Bekken's Profile Bekken Flag 22 May 19 9.50pm Send a Private Message to Bekken Add Bekken as a friend


Worst injury I’ve sustained in 29 years of walking the earth was in my early years. I was knocking conkers down with my close friends at the time and stood too close to a boy, Jamie, who decided to put everything behind his swing with a metal pole in his hand.

Unfortunately for me, the pole, snapped off at one end and razor sharp, decided to travel from my lower cheek to the top of my forehead, taking everything with it in between.

Thankfully I was glued up and young enough that there is no visible scarring. Narrowly missed my eye so I’m thankful for that!

Funny what you risk for the biggest conker!

 

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View ChrisGC's Profile ChrisGC Flag Wantage 22 May 19 10.01pm Send a Private Message to ChrisGC Add ChrisGC as a friend

Originally posted by Bekken


Worst injury I’ve sustained in 29 years of walking the earth was in my early years. I was knocking conkers down with my close friends at the time and stood too close to a boy, Jamie, who decided to put everything behind his swing with a metal pole in his hand.

Unfortunately for me, the pole, snapped off at one end and razor sharp, decided to travel from my lower cheek to the top of my forehead, taking everything with it in between.

Thankfully I was glued up and young enough that there is no visible scarring. Narrowly missed my eye so I’m thankful for that!

Funny what you risk for the biggest conker!

My brother threw half a brick into a conker tree when we were kids to try and dislodge conkers and nearly brianed one of our mates lol he's still got the scar a'top his bonce now. It was bad to be fair though.

 

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View Bexley Eagle's Profile Bexley Eagle Flag Bexley Kent 22 May 19 10.15pm Send a Private Message to Bexley Eagle Add Bexley Eagle as a friend

Thanks for the kind words. Yes all good “touching wood”

 

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View ChrisGC's Profile ChrisGC Flag Wantage 22 May 19 10.30pm Send a Private Message to ChrisGC Add ChrisGC as a friend

Originally posted by Bexley Eagle

Thanks for the kind words. Yes all good “touching wood”

Steady, that's what got me in trouble with that rouge zipper.

 

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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Online Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 23 May 19 9.21am Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by Bekken


Worst injury I’ve sustained in 29 years of walking the earth was in my early years. I was knocking conkers down with my close friends at the time and stood too close to a boy, Jamie, who decided to put everything behind his swing with a metal pole in his hand.

Unfortunately for me, the pole, snapped off at one end and razor sharp, decided to travel from my lower cheek to the top of my forehead, taking everything with it in between.

Thankfully I was glued up and young enough that there is no visible scarring. Narrowly missed my eye so I’m thankful for that!

Funny what you risk for the biggest conker!

Yes but did you get a cheese cutter?

 


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View monkey's Profile monkey Flag 23 May 19 10.49am Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

Broke my leg 30 years ago playing at flamingo park in Sidcup, they had to hold me down to stop me moving with the pain, you could see the bone moving under my skin, had to wait 35 minutes for the ambulance and the game got called off. I was in plaster 8 months.

Maybe not that grim, but for a wimp like me, it seemed like it at the time

 

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View Harpo's Profile Harpo Flag Oxfordshire 24 May 19 12.10am Send a Private Message to Harpo Add Harpo as a friend

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

you've not lived until you've used prescription acids to burn warts of your cock TUX.

I can imagine.

Actually I can't. Thank God.

 

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View Harpo's Profile Harpo Flag Oxfordshire 24 May 19 12.16am Send a Private Message to Harpo Add Harpo as a friend

Originally posted by ChrisGC

You bunch of cry babies with ya serious, life threatening, mentally crushing unimaginable injuries have got f*** all on me!
I once caught my foreskin in my zipper: like, all the way up and over. Only way to release was a sharp tug (ironically, the very reason I was in such a pickle) downwards.

Beat that!

I'd rather not. I'm quite happy beating my own thanks.

 

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View ChrisGC's Profile ChrisGC Flag Wantage 24 May 19 12.19am Send a Private Message to ChrisGC Add ChrisGC as a friend

Originally posted by Harpo

I'd rather not. I'm quite happy beating my own thanks.

Not the first time I've heard that.

 

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Originally posted by Southern Avenue

Alright everyone. Since there's no footy for a while, Here's a wierd one for all of you, and me, who've suffered grim injuries in the past. I hope this post helps someone out.

My story.
2000 whilst living in a eastern country, due to a hot lady (lady used advisorily) I was hit by a car, in the snow, in the dark, on a pushbike. This silly thing smashed my shoulder up so bad that for the last 19 years my arm never worked or felt "right". All muscle mass faded away and although my hand was always still fine, I could never drop my shoulder to a resting position. Like it felt it would fall-out of it's socket (which it did originally).

Strangely, this month, after about two weeks of strange pains and tickly, itching, aches, especially around my upper forearm and elbow, somehow, my entire shoulder, all the tendons, my shoulder blade, whatever your chest muscle tendon is called, have reactivated (and I'm not talking about the Atari Teenage Riot version).

My bloody arm works again. My bicep is suddenly long, slim and hard as f***.

So ladies n gents, it actually looks like our bods can heal themselves.

Have a decent summer and hope you have some good luck along the way.

My faith in the good lord has been reaffirmed by your self healing.

 

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View Vaibow's Profile Vaibow Flag vancouver/croydon 27 May 19 4.51am Send a Private Message to Vaibow Add Vaibow as a friend

Originally posted by Southern Avenue

Alright everyone. Since there's no footy for a while, Here's a wierd one for all of you, and me, who've suffered grim injuries in the past. I hope this post helps someone out.

My story.
2000 whilst living in a eastern country, due to a hot lady (lady used advisorily) I was hit by a car, in the snow, in the dark, on a pushbike. This silly thing smashed my shoulder up so bad that for the last 19 years my arm never worked or felt "right". All muscle mass faded away and although my hand was always still fine, I could never drop my shoulder to a resting position. Like it felt it would fall-out of it's socket (which it did originally).
Strangely, this month, after about two weeks of strange pains and tickly, itching, aches, especially around my upper forearm and elbow, somehow, my entire shoulder, all the tendons, my shoulder blade, whatever your chest muscle tendon is called, have reactivated (and I'm not talking about the Atari Teenage Riot version).

My bloody arm works again. My bicep is suddenly long, slim and hard as f***.

So ladies n gents, it actually looks like our bods can heal themselves.

Have a decent summer and hope you have some good luck along the way.

And enjoy p*** properly again mate......

on a serious note, fascinating story, the body is amazing.

 


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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Online Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 27 May 19 4.33pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

I had a really bad hangover for a day or two but it worked out fine in the end.

 


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