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ChrisGC Flag Wantage 10 Jun 19 4.27pm

Originally posted by Bexley Eagle

May I suggest some bubble bath and some Kenny G

From what Dollar days has said I think he's into birds so you'll have to let Kenny down gently. Then again, beggars can't be choosers and he's got to pop his cherry eventually.

Getting his address to send Ken around with the raddox might prove tricky tho...

 

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deleted user Flag 10 Jun 19 4.33pm

Originally posted by ChrisGC


Oh dear oh dear.

I'm not the one calling strangers a c*** and then losing my arsehole when it starts to get real. Folded like a damp pack of cards.
Just imagine calling it on and then bottling it like you just have, then making a cringey attempt to deflect?

Shameful. I'm seriously embarrassed for you boy.

Chin up. I'm sure nobody noticed, it's not one of the more popular threads/discussion boards on here.

I don't see the point. I wouldn't feel good about it and I'd rather you think that you've 'won something' since from your constant squaring up to numerous people on here this clearly means a whole lot more to you than it does to me.

Chris, this anger won't help you. You need to embrace some Kenny G like the rest of us. Squeeeeeze into the bath with the missus, pour in a a cap of bubble bath. What the hell, why not go for two. Life's for living. Light a couple of candles, close your eyes. Let Kenny G soothe your soul.

Edited by dollardays (11 Jun 2019 11.34pm)

 

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View JohnB's Profile JohnB Flag 10 Jun 19 4.36pm Send a Private Message to JohnB Add JohnB as a friend

If anyone's interested still, I quite like Love Island.

I especially like how all them in their VT's prior to going into the villa are full of themselves, I'll have whoever I want, look at my 78 abs.

Roll on a week and they are an insecure mess that see the way to a woman's heart as making them breakfast and pulling them for a chat by the fire to interrogate them about 'do you like still like me?'

This year has started off a bit slower than the others with less personalities and a complete lack of humour from any of them. Hopefully with a few new faces in it'll get better.

 

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deleted user Flag 10 Jun 19 4.40pm

Originally posted by Dannyh.V2

Please tell me (unless you are member of the fairer sex) you don't watch this colossal dog egg of a program.

Watched 5 mins last night with my daughter (she's 13) and I honestly felt my IQ lowering with every second, that I forced my ears and eyes to focus on the steaming pile of shyte that was on my telly

When did blokes spend more time on their hair, than the ladies, and wear tighter jeans as well. Even Tyson Fury's brother looked like an extra from Queer as Folk.

Has the Government started to put Oestrogen in tap water or something ? I was gonna say Beer but I doubt if any of the "theatricals" drink beer, probably to many calories.

FFS.

It is kind of disturbing how popular it is

 

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deleted user Flag 10 Jun 19 4.40pm

Originally posted by ChrisGC

Is a rocket direct to the Sun an option?

Consider it done

 

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deleted user Flag 10 Jun 19 4.48pm

Originally posted by JohnB

If anyone's interested still, I quite like Love Island.

I especially like how all them in their VT's prior to going into the villa are full of themselves, I'll have whoever I want, look at my 78 abs.

Roll on a week and they are an insecure mess that see the way to a woman's heart as making them breakfast and pulling them for a chat by the fire to interrogate them about 'do you like still like me?'

This year has started off a bit slower than the others with less personalities and a complete lack of humour from any of them. Hopefully with a few new faces in it'll get better.

Thanks for your candid confession! I must admit, back in the day I did used to watch Big Brother, and that was considered crap by most too. Once you're into these things and the dynamics that develop it no doubt can differ from a casual glance.

 

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ChrisGC Flag Wantage 10 Jun 19 4.52pm

Originally posted by JohnB

If anyone's interested still, I quite like Love Island.

I especially like how all them in their VT's prior to going into the villa are full of themselves, I'll have whoever I want, look at my 78 abs.

Roll on a week and they are an insecure mess that see the way to a woman's heart as making them breakfast and pulling them for a chat by the fire to interrogate them about 'do you like still like me?'

This year has started off a bit slower than the others with less personalities and a complete lack of humour from any of them. Hopefully with a few new faces in it'll get better.

First year of it for me, but that Anton is living up to his VT, there's no knocking that bloke's confidence, fair play to him. Sleazy little f***er

 

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View Dannyh.V2's Profile Dannyh.V2 Flag Stone lickers 10 Jun 19 4.59pm Send a Private Message to Dannyh.V2 Add Dannyh.V2 as a friend

Originally posted by dollardays

It is kind of disturbing how popular it is

What makes my piss boil is one person on Jeremy Kyle kills themselves and it's end of show, but someone does it on love myself Island, and it's used as some sort of morose advert for the show.

To be honest Never watched Jeremy Kyle either but from one or two clips it seems ball smashingly hilarious.

 

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View Rudi Hedman's Profile Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 10 Jun 19 5.11pm Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

2 people b1tching at each other on a Love Island thread. A tad embarrassing.

 


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View Cucking Funt's Profile Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 10 Jun 19 5.12pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

I'd like to see an episode where all the 'contestants' are taken on a long train journey followed by a nice shower on arrival.

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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deleted user Flag 10 Jun 19 5.15pm

Originally posted by Dannyh.V2

What makes my piss boil is one person on Jeremy Kyle kills themselves and it's end of show, but someone does it on love myself Island, and it's used as some sort of morose advert for the show.

To be honest Never watched Jeremy Kyle either but from one or two clips it seems ball smashingly hilarious.

Yeah, that's true. I hadn't thought about it that way. That such a thing would be used as some kind of publicity drive. I can see why a sudden taste of fame, then back to the old job, could mess with someones head.

I'm with you on Jeremy Kyle. I didn't tune in much, on account of the volume, but the consistent lack of teeth was indeed something to behold. Though he'd abuse guests, Kyle was far from perfect himself, big gambling problem, married someone who had previously married a stranger as part of a 'Two Strangers and a Wedding' competition. Bloke should've been on his own show!


 

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ChrisGC Flag Wantage 10 Jun 19 5.15pm

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

I'd like to see an episode where all the 'contestants' are taken on a long train journey followed by a nice shower on arrival.

Haha, brutal

 

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