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View Midlands Eagle's Profile Midlands Eagle Flag 27 Jun 19 6.29am Send a Private Message to Midlands Eagle Add Midlands Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Apollofuzz


Are you going somewhere nice on holiday?
No I picked the worst place I could find

That's a favourite of our window cleaner and I've often wondered whether to give him the response that it deserves @D

 

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View Cucking Funt's Profile Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 27 Jun 19 9.17am Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Someone comes up with some spurious 'fact', followed by "let that sink in".

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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ChrisGC Flag Wantage 27 Jun 19 9.25am

Your restraining order has been extended by 400 yards.

I get that a lot

 

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View Bexley Eagle's Profile Bexley Eagle Flag Bexley Kent 27 Jun 19 10.51am Send a Private Message to Bexley Eagle Add Bexley Eagle as a friend

I detest my kids using urban words like:

Awesome
Bromance
Phat
Sick

 

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View stuckinbristol's Profile stuckinbristol Flag In the woodwork. 27 Jun 19 11.07am Send a Private Message to stuckinbristol Add stuckinbristol as a friend

Originally posted by kayjaybee

In shops/pubs etc when the customer says "can I get"

A mate of mine runs a pub near where I live, and we were discussing how much this annoys us a while back.

A couple of weeks later me, my partner and my daughter went into the pub for something to eat.My mate, seeing us came over to take our order.
During the ordering process my daughter asked "can I get a diet Coke", to which my mate replied, "yes of course you can".

After my partner and my drinks had arrived my daughter mentioned that her drink hadn't, I suggested she go to the bar and ask why.

My daughter came back and told me that the barman had told her that he thought she was going to get her own drink, for some reason.
I had great pleasure explaining why.

 

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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 27 Jun 19 11.49am Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by Bexley Eagle

I detest my kids using urban words like:

Awesome
Bromance
Phat
Sick


Yep, each of those are annoying in their own rights.

 


'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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View Pete53's Profile Pete53 Flag Hassocks 27 Jun 19 3.16pm Send a Private Message to Pete53 Add Pete53 as a friend

Keep calm and carry on.

Not a modern phrase but taken from a pre-war Government poster. However, it has been done to death recently and employed in endlessly different contexts. Move on and come up with something new and original.

 

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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 27 Jun 19 3.49pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Problematic.

Instant indicator you're dealing with a mentalist.

 


'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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View Teddy Eagle's Profile Teddy Eagle Flag 27 Jun 19 4.05pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend


Take out instead of take away. Take away instead of understand.

 

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View Midlands Eagle's Profile Midlands Eagle Flag 27 Jun 19 4.08pm Send a Private Message to Midlands Eagle Add Midlands Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle


Take out instead of take away.

That's probably regional. When I lived on Tyneside it was a carry out

 

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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 27 Jun 19 4.12pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Any of the new gender terms.

 


Red and Blue Army!

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View YT's Profile YT Flag Oxford 27 Jun 19 4.21pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by Pete53

Keep calm and carry on.

Not a modern phrase but taken from a pre-war Government poster. However, it has been done to death recently and employed in endlessly different contexts. Move on and come up with something new and original.

How about: "Ask your GP for a PTSD diagnosis"

 


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