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 Stirlingsays  22 Jul 19 7.18pm |
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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle
We should do a deal with the Iranians. They give us our ship back and we hand them back Omid Djalili. Don't forget Shappi Khorsandi.....if we are shipping out Iranians she needs to be first through the barrier.
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ASCPFC  Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 22 Jul 19 7.34pm |
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If Corbyn wins the election we could join with our oppressed Iranian brothers and make war on the illegal squatters in Israel.
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| Stirlingsays 22 Jul 19 9.21pm |
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Originally posted by ASCPFC
If Corbyn wins the election we could join with our oppressed Iranian brothers and make war on the illegal squatters in Israel. I hear the first policy will be to manufacture and distribute nose measuring kits out to all our forces before we storm the borders. Personally I'm prepared to hide some Jews in my house from Momentum and the rest of them.....mainly because I want a black and white film made about me in about thirty years time....where I have a strange Irish accent.
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| ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 22 Jul 19 9.40pm |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
I hear the first policy will be to manufacture and distribute nose measuring kits out to all our forces before we storm the borders. Personally I'm prepared to hide some Jews in my house from Momentum and the rest of them.....mainly because I want a black and white film made about me in about thirty years time....where I have a strange Irish accent. Maybe you can still get a film? Not sure about the accent. I was wondering if we should all buy Union Jack branded pedalloes and patrol the Straits of Hormuz in bowler hats? The new little ships. I'm seriously considering getting one of those Khomeini T-shirts from the eighties. People just won't know how to take it.
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| Stirlingsays 22 Jul 19 9.47pm |
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Originally posted by ASCPFC
Maybe you can still get a film? Not sure about the accent. I was wondering if we should all buy Union Jack branded pedalloes and patrol the Straits of Hormuz in bowler hats? The new little ships. I'm seriously considering getting one of those Khomeini T-shirts from the eighties. People just won't know how to take it. I'm in....excellent ideas. Yep, lets have an extremely anti Iranian policy on Mondays....but then an extremely pro Iranian policy on Tuesdays and then carry on alternating between the two. If Iran goes to war with Israel we'll have the benefit of never getting bored. And we could just tell the US we are going through some mental health problems.....I'm sure they would understand.
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jeeagles  22 Jul 19 10.38pm |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
I'm in....excellent ideas. Yep, lets have an extremely anti Iranian policy on Mondays....but then an extremely pro Iranian policy on Tuesdays and then carry on alternating between the two. If Iran goes to war with Israel we'll have the benefit of never getting bored. And we could just tell the US we are going through some mental health problems.....I'm sure they would understand. Excellent policy. You could save money on building expenses weapons by cutting back on ballistic missiles navigation systems. Just point in in the general direction of the middle east and the country it lands in can be that days enemy, and their foes ally.
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| Stirlingsays 22 Jul 19 10.52pm |
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Originally posted by jeeagles
Excellent policy. You could save money on building expenses weapons by cutting back on ballistic missiles navigation systems. Just point in in the general direction of the middle east and the country it lands in can be that days enemy, and their foes ally.
Wasn't it Kissinger who invented the 'Battleships' game? He was on to something.
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| jeeagles 22 Jul 19 11.15pm |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
Wasn't it Kissinger who invented the 'Battleships' game? He was on to something. It's fancy engineers designing more and more accurate weapons just to show off their technical ability and feed their own ego that are ruining this country. It's pointless overengineered rubbish that doesn't suit our political aims. Just make something that goes a long way and makes a really big bang then get back to fixing potholes and making the f***ing trains run on time. Back in the good old days we didnt care where we went. Just turn up, plant a flag, its ours. We've gone to the dogs.
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| jeeagles 22 Jul 19 11.23pm |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
Wasn't it Kissinger who invented the 'Battleships' game? He was on to something. Not sure. Sounds like some poxy overcomplicated American diplomacy. Far to accurate. We should just turn up, carpet bomb or everything, then apologise politely like Ben Stokes did accidentally winning the world cup. Everything's fine if you say sorry.
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| Stirlingsays 22 Jul 19 11.31pm |
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Originally posted by jeeagles
It's fancy engineers designing more and more accurate weapons just to show off their technical ability and feed their own ego that are ruining this country. It's pointless overengineered rubbish that doesn't suit our political aims. Just make something that goes a long way and makes a really big bang then get back to fixing potholes and making the f***ing trains run on time. Back in the good old days we didnt care where we went. Just turn up, plant a flag, its ours. We've gone to the dogs. This is more like it.....You should be writing the next Tory manifesto. All these over thinking navel gazing barstewards worrying about their frigging tick boxing over war crimes criteria.....bleeding weak wristed three inch knobbers. If we have to attend another EU summit I want the Queen sent out there dressed only in ammo belts and a Heckler & Koch in her arms with a big fat lit cigar between her lips.....both of them.
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| ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 23 Jul 19 12.26pm |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
This is more like it.....You should be writing the next Tory manifesto. All these over thinking navel gazing barstewards worrying about their frigging tick boxing over war crimes criteria.....bleeding weak wristed three inch knobbers. If we have to attend another EU summit I want the Queen sent out there dressed only in ammo belts and a Heckler & Koch in her arms with a big fat lit cigar between her lips.....both of them. And we could go back to the days when 50% of our GDP was spent on the navy. Rule Britannia and all that.
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| jeeagles 23 Jul 19 1.20pm |
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Originally posted by ASCPFC
And we could go back to the days when 50% of our GDP was spent on the navy. Rule Britannia and all that. Better still, invade a few counties and spend a 50% of their GDP on it.
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