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View daven's Profile daven Flag Hailsham 30 Aug 19 7.39pm Send a Private Message to daven Add daven as a friend

Just read through all the pages and chuckled at most of it, I cant help thinking that the threader didn't really think that the results would go that way.
Still, couldn't have found a better club.

 

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View Thunderbird 5's Profile Thunderbird 5 Flag Waldwick, NJ 30 Aug 19 10.16pm Send a Private Message to Thunderbird 5 Add Thunderbird 5 as a friend

Edited by Thunderbird 5 (30 Aug 2019 10.17pm)

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'That'd be funny if you were a drummer, and you grabbed two magical wands instead of drumsticks. Be pounding out the beat, "1-2-3-4! Oh shit, my bass player's now a can of soup! Sorry Rick, I mean Cream of Mushroom!"' --Mitch Hedberg

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.TUX. Flag 30 Aug 19 10.42pm

Originally posted by Palace_love_affair

Why are you so irked by this Tom? The fella lives in the states so all teams are as local as each other to him. He can pick and choose as he likes and I wouldn't let it bother you so much

His neighbours tree is pissing him off. He needs an outlet.

Welcome aboard T-bird

 


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Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 30 Aug 19 11.33pm

Originally posted by .TUX.

His neighbours tree is pissing him off. He needs an outlet.

Welcome aboard T-bird

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I wanted to write something funny back but I’m sh@tless

Edited by Tom-the-eagle (30 Aug 2019 11.35pm)

 


"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

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View ex hibitionist's Profile ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 01 Sep 19 12.32pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

Originally posted by Thunderbird 5

I'm a die-hard, life-long NY Yankees fan (my one nod to dynasties; can't help it, lived in or near in New York City all my life), so will always encourage people to follow the pinstripes. If you want to support a team that has a low payroll but a lot of heart, you could do worse than the Pittsburgh Pirates. Thought they'd at least get a wild card berth this year, but it looks like they won't even get close. Next year though...

Edited by Thunderbird 5 (30 Aug 2019 4.32pm)

just checked and the Pirates have the longest streak of not winning a World Series game in baseball history, not since 1979 with a twenty year period of failing ever to qualify for what you are supposed to qualify for in the meantime, it's like advising someone to support Bury. It's the Pirates for me then, here's hopin' they get a wild card berth or words to that effect.

 

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View Rudi Hedman's Profile Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 01 Sep 19 12.45pm Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

This thread could run and run with our new found glory hunter. Draw at spurs in a top 4-6 encounter, beat wolves and Norwich at home. Challenging Man City and Liverpool, the board change their whole outlook and go on a January spending spree. The main stand is started next summer, surprise announcement made of plans submitted for the wh end and Arfur to start one after the other straight after the main stand. Brighton get relegated, there’s a surprise rise in the waiting list for season tickets with a BN postcode. They’re all told to fvck off on the phone after being transferred to Parish, Roy or Wilf. If online some spyware is loaded onto their laptops and they’re reported to Sussex police and Scotland Yard for deviant sex crimes. Tony Bloom is the subject of another financial enquiry and has to withdraw his financial support. All players are sold and they plummet into League 1. No longer can you see the bright lights as you pass their stadium. Instead it’s covered in weeds, Palace graffiti and excrement.

 


COYP

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View eagleman13's Profile eagleman13 Flag On The Road To Hell & Alicante 01 Sep 19 12.51pm Send a Private Message to eagleman13 Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add eagleman13 as a friend

Originally posted by Rudi Hedman

This thread could run and run with our new found glory hunter. Draw at spurs in a top 4-6 encounter, beat wolves and Norwich at home. Challenging Man City and Liverpool, the board change their whole outlook and go on a January spending spree. The main stand is started next summer, surprise announcement made of plans submitted for the wh end and Arfur to start one after the other straight after the main stand. Brighton get relegated, there’s a surprise rise in the waiting list for season tickets with a BN postcode. They’re all told to fvck off on the phone after being transferred to Parish, Roy or Wilf. If online some spyware is loaded onto their laptops and they’re reported to Sussex police and Scotland Yard for deviant sex crimes. Tony Bloom is the subject of another financial enquiry and has to withdraw his financial support. All players are sold and they plummet into League 1. No longer can you see the bright lights as you pass their stadium. Instead it’s covered in weeds, Palace graffiti and excrement.

MY, you have some great dreams at night Rudi . .

 


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Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 01 Sep 19 12.58pm

Originally posted by Rudi Hedman

This thread could run and run with our new found glory hunter. Draw at spurs in a top 4-6 encounter, beat wolves and Norwich at home. Challenging Man City and Liverpool, the board change their whole outlook and go on a January spending spree. The main stand is started next summer, surprise announcement made of plans submitted for the wh end and Arfur to start one after the other straight after the main stand. Brighton get relegated, there’s a surprise rise in the waiting list for season tickets with a BN postcode. They’re all told to fvck off on the phone after being transferred to Parish, Roy or Wilf. If online some spyware is loaded onto their laptops and they’re reported to Sussex police and Scotland Yard for deviant sex crimes. Tony Bloom is the subject of another financial enquiry and has to withdraw his financial support. All players are sold and they plummet into League 1. No longer can you see the bright lights as you pass their stadium. Instead it’s covered in weeds, Palace graffiti and excrement.

Reading that just gave me a semi

 


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View Rudi Hedman's Profile Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 01 Sep 19 1.13pm Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Reading that just gave me a semi

Detached? Either your genitals and w@nking or property are on your mind 24/7.

 


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View Thunderbird 5's Profile Thunderbird 5 Flag Waldwick, NJ 01 Sep 19 2.25pm Send a Private Message to Thunderbird 5 Add Thunderbird 5 as a friend

Originally posted by Rudi Hedman

This thread could run and run with our new found glory hunter. Draw at spurs in a top 4-6 encounter, beat wolves and Norwich at home. Challenging Man City and Liverpool, the board change their whole outlook and go on a January spending spree. The main stand is started next summer, surprise announcement made of plans submitted for the wh end and Arfur to start one after the other straight after the main stand. Brighton get relegated, there’s a surprise rise in the waiting list for season tickets with a BN postcode. They’re all told to fvck off on the phone after being transferred to Parish, Roy or Wilf. If online some spyware is loaded onto their laptops and they’re reported to Sussex police and Scotland Yard for deviant sex crimes. Tony Bloom is the subject of another financial enquiry and has to withdraw his financial support. All players are sold and they plummet into League 1. No longer can you see the bright lights as you pass their stadium. Instead it’s covered in weeds, Palace graffiti and excrement.

You're welcome?

 


'That'd be funny if you were a drummer, and you grabbed two magical wands instead of drumsticks. Be pounding out the beat, "1-2-3-4! Oh shit, my bass player's now a can of soup! Sorry Rick, I mean Cream of Mushroom!"' --Mitch Hedberg

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View ex hibitionist's Profile ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 01 Sep 19 3.40pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

Originally posted by Thunderbird 5

You're welcome?

So you're a glory hunter now? I wouldn't blame you if you declared for Brighton just to p*ss some of these off, they have to hold dear the gnarled bitterness that has sustained them through years of failure and low achievement, an earnest open-minded sharing of interest!!!?? No!!! How dare you attack me with your reasonableness and pleasantness, you can't be a proper football supporter, where's all your juvenile invective, don't you get it? What stage are we at baseball-wise btw and how are the Pirates doing? badly of course but is there any hope for a new Pirates fan, though I admit I am an unabashed failure hunter.

 

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View Thunderbird 5's Profile Thunderbird 5 Flag Waldwick, NJ 01 Sep 19 3.46pm Send a Private Message to Thunderbird 5 Add Thunderbird 5 as a friend

I will admit, "Brighton Rock" by Queen is a great song. And if you're a failure hunter, the Pirates are your team, for sure. Some day though, they're going to win another World Series, and who'll be laughing then? (Hint: its you.)

 


'That'd be funny if you were a drummer, and you grabbed two magical wands instead of drumsticks. Be pounding out the beat, "1-2-3-4! Oh shit, my bass player's now a can of soup! Sorry Rick, I mean Cream of Mushroom!"' --Mitch Hedberg

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