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cryrst The garden of England 06 Sep 19 5.55am
Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle You’re classy guys you plumbers Avoiding leaks and damp patches is a top priority tom. And as any self respecting guy knows; pants sticking to your tulip can cause no end of problems.
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The garden of England 06 Sep 19 5.55am

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

You’re classy guys you plumbers

Avoiding leaks and damp patches is a top priority tom.
And as any self respecting guy knows; pants sticking to your tulip can cause no end of problems.

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kennybrowns leftfoot Reigate 06 Sep 19 8.29am
Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle My little sister used to go to Atlantis... I’m sure it wasn’t her.... Don't waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes your ahead, sometimes your behind, the race is long. But in the end it's only with yourself!!
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Reigate 06 Sep 19 8.29am

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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

My little sister used to go to Atlantis...

I’m sure it wasn’t her....

Don't waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes your ahead, sometimes your behind, the race is long. But in the end it's only with yourself!!

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stuckinbristol In the woodwork. 06 Sep 19 8.40am
Got a BJ on a bus between Melbourne and Brisbane, from a lady who wasn't MY girlfriend, it was a 2 day bus ride what else could I do?
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Got a BJ on a bus between Melbourne and Brisbane, from a lady who wasn't MY girlfriend, it was a 2 day bus ride what else could I do?

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Rudi Hedman Caterham 06 Sep 19 8.58am
I will be very impressed when I hear someone on a corporate day at the Amex for a bha v Palace match, female head of marketing or corporate hospitality bent over the buffet table, Palace fan balls deep behind her, pony tale in one hand, bottle of bubbly in the other, to the noise of the away crowd singing ‘we love you, whoa whoa whoaa’ after the third Palace goal has gone in to make it 0-3, hopefully sending them and her down to their knees. (You can add in chucking mucky food at framed photos of their players that normally make you feel a bit sick) COYP
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Caterham 06 Sep 19 8.58am

I will be very impressed when I hear someone on a corporate day at the Amex for a bha v Palace match, female head of marketing or corporate hospitality bent over the buffet table, Palace fan balls deep behind her, pony tale in one hand, bottle of bubbly in the other, to the noise of the away crowd singing ‘we love you, whoa whoa whoaa’ after the third Palace goal has gone in to make it 0-3, hopefully sending them and her down to their knees. (You can add in chucking mucky food at framed photos of their players that normally make you feel a bit sick)

COYP

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mr. apollo Somewhere in Switzerland 06 Sep 19 9.10am
Nearest I got to the mile high club was having a w*nk on the train. Glad All Over
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Somewhere in Switzerland 06 Sep 19 9.10am

Nearest I got to the mile high club was having a w*nk on the train.

Glad

All

Over

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Casual Orpington 06 Sep 19 11.12am
In the doorway of the plough pub on Bromley common at 10:30pm on a Friday night. And behind a wheelie bin in the garden of the sawyers pub, also on Bromley common.
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Orpington 06 Sep 19 11.12am

In the doorway of the plough pub on Bromley common at 10:30pm on a Friday night.
And behind a wheelie bin in the garden of the sawyers pub, also on Bromley common.

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Bexley Eagle Bexley Kent 06 Sep 19 12.01pm
Pre the missus: Trees behind the 3rd Green at Darenth Valley GC (it was the 7th green then so shows how long ago that was!) Up against the railings outside the The City Ale and Wine House (unfortunately they were a bit dusty and she was wearing a white blouse). With the missus a public car park in Tintagel.
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Bexley Kent 06 Sep 19 12.01pm

Pre the missus:
Trees behind the 3rd Green at Darenth Valley GC (it was the 7th green then so shows how long ago that was!)
Up against the railings outside the The City Ale and Wine House (unfortunately they were a bit dusty and she was wearing a white blouse).

With the missus a public car park in Tintagel.

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Mapletree Croydon 06 Sep 19 12.35pm
So many On a bench in College Green during daylight hours was exciting.
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Mapletree

Croydon 06 Sep 19 12.35pm

So many

On a bench in College Green during daylight hours was exciting.

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glazedallover Allier 06 Sep 19 12.53pm
All these places seem absolutely normal....
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Allier 06 Sep 19 12.53pm

All these places seem absolutely normal....

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cryrst The garden of England 06 Sep 19 1.27pm
Originally posted by glazedallover All these places seem absolutely normal.... And with your name ha ha I bet you've glazed a few tarts.
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The garden of England 06 Sep 19 1.27pm

Originally posted by glazedallover

All these places seem absolutely normal....

And with your name ha ha
I bet you've glazed a few tarts.

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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 06 Sep 19 3.07pm
a few years back me & mrs kd were staying in a hotel in brighton(hotel una for those that know it) we were in the lift , going out for dinner and drinks early evening. In the lift I got little kd out to show mrs what was for later giving it a wobble n tug for her. coming out the lift you hand the keys into reception to collect on return. the 2 girls were smirking as I handed over keys. yes there on the desk was a split screen cctv monitor with the lift in full view. not exactly doing it, but I was tugged off in the train loo once, had a shag in most local parks around Croydon and se25, mayday hospital whilst painting there over the weekend. Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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a few years back me & mrs kd were staying in a hotel in brighton(hotel una for those that know it)
we were in the lift , going out for dinner and drinks early evening.
In the lift I got little kd out to show mrs what was for later giving it a wobble n tug for her.
coming out the lift you hand the keys into reception to collect on return.
the 2 girls were smirking as I handed over keys.
yes there on the desk was a split screen cctv monitor with the lift in full view.

not exactly doing it, but I was tugged off in the train loo once, had a shag in most local parks around Croydon and se25, mayday hospital whilst painting there over the weekend.

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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Tom-the-eagle Croydon 06 Sep 19 8.47pm
Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall a few years back me & mrs kd were staying in a hotel in brighton(hotel una for those that know it) we were in the lift , going out for dinner and drinks early evening. In the lift I got little kd out to show mrs what was for later giving it a wobble n tug for her. coming out the lift you hand the keys into reception to collect on return. the 2 girls were smirking as I handed over keys. yes there on the desk was a split screen cctv monitor with the lift in full view. not exactly doing it, but I was tugged off in the train loo once, had a shag in most local parks around Croydon and se25, mayday hospital whilst painting there over the weekend. Brilliant line "giving it a wobble n tug for her" I'd be careful getting your Johnson out in Brighton though mate. "It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit
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Tom-the-eagle

Croydon 06 Sep 19 8.47pm

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

a few years back me & mrs kd were staying in a hotel in brighton(hotel una for those that know it)
we were in the lift , going out for dinner and drinks early evening.
In the lift I got little kd out to show mrs what was for later giving it a wobble n tug for her.
coming out the lift you hand the keys into reception to collect on return.
the 2 girls were smirking as I handed over keys.
yes there on the desk was a split screen cctv monitor with the lift in full view.

not exactly doing it, but I was tugged off in the train loo once, had a shag in most local parks around Croydon and se25, mayday hospital whilst painting there over the weekend.

Brilliant line "giving it a wobble n tug for her"

I'd be careful getting your Johnson out in Brighton though mate.

"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

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