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monkey Sittingbourne,Kent 20 Jan 20 11.06pm | |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
Yeah, but what about the rest of the battalion? (joke) Now you mention it, I did seem to have a lot of ‘Uncles’
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blackheatheagle Beckenham 20 Jan 20 11.06pm | |
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My mother-in-law can drink tea(black, not with milk) with anything including pizza.
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Stirlingsays 20 Jan 20 11.35pm | |
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Originally posted by monkey
Now you mention it, I did seem to have a lot of ‘Uncles’ I wonder if that Uncle 'Buck' John Candy movie was a play on words!
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ex hibitionist Hastings 20 Jan 20 11.36pm | |
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Originally posted by blackheatheagle
My mother-in-law can drink tea(black, not with milk) with anything including pizza. finish the joke then … was this one of Les Dawson's?
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Stirlingsays 20 Jan 20 11.37pm | |
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Originally posted by blackheatheagle
My mother-in-law can drink tea(black, not with milk) with anything including pizza. Sounds old school. Not many women knocking about like that....or is she one of those herby what-is-me-call-it horticultural types?...Dated a girl like that once, munching on bark half the time.....that wasn't the only wood she had in her mouth I can tell you. Edited by Stirlingsays (20 Jan 2020 11.41pm)
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jimruss Sidcup 23 Jan 20 1.12pm | |
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Not sure if it counts but a friend of mine dips toast into his tea, the fcuking pig Edited by jimruss (23 Jan 2020 1.12pm)
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stuckinbristol In the woodwork. 23 Jan 20 1.39pm | |
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Originally posted by blackheatheagle
My mother-in-law can drink tea(black, not with milk) with anything including pizza.
Jam on cold Yorkshire pudding..yummy.
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Stirlingsays 23 Jan 20 1.44pm | |
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Originally posted by jimruss
Not sure if it counts but a friend of mine dips toast into his tea, the fcuking pig Edited by jimruss (23 Jan 2020 1.12pm) Is there no end to the freak shows! We need a return of the stocks.
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Stirlingsays 23 Jan 20 1.47pm | |
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Originally posted by stuckinbristol
Jam on cold Yorkshire pudding..yummy. Oh my god, if you passed wind in a lift it would be a genocide.
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eagleman13 On The Road To Hell & Alicante 23 Jan 20 1.48pm | |
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Pilchards in tom sauce spread on cold toast with lashings of proper butter. Oh & a brew.
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Stirlingsays 23 Jan 20 1.56pm | |
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Originally posted by eagleman13
Pilchards in tom sauce spread on cold toast with lashings of proper butter. Oh & a brew. I cooked smoked haddock in a cheese sauce for the family a couple of days ago. It's only today that we managed to get that frigging smell out of the kitchen.
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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 23 Jan 20 2.06pm | |
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I recall not so long ago visiting a major city in the far east and traversed through an area housing some very basic food outlets.The stench was absolutely disgusting and someone suggested it must have been odour from the Durian fruit. I can assure you my stay in this locality was exceedingly fleeting and my wife said she could still smell that odour several hours afterwards.Suffice to say I will never sample a Durian fruit.
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