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View monkey's Profile monkey Flag Sittingbourne,Kent 20 Jan 20 11.06pm Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

Yeah, but what about the rest of the battalion? (joke)

Now you mention it, I did seem to have a lot of ‘Uncles’

 


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View blackheatheagle's Profile blackheatheagle Flag Beckenham 20 Jan 20 11.06pm Send a Private Message to blackheatheagle Add blackheatheagle as a friend

My mother-in-law can drink tea(black, not with milk) with anything including pizza.

 

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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 20 Jan 20 11.35pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by monkey

Now you mention it, I did seem to have a lot of ‘Uncles’

I wonder if that Uncle 'Buck' John Candy movie was a play on words!

 


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View ex hibitionist's Profile ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 20 Jan 20 11.36pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

Originally posted by blackheatheagle

My mother-in-law can drink tea(black, not with milk) with anything including pizza.

finish the joke then … was this one of Les Dawson's?

 

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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 20 Jan 20 11.37pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by blackheatheagle

My mother-in-law can drink tea(black, not with milk) with anything including pizza.

Sounds old school.

Not many women knocking about like that....or is she one of those herby what-is-me-call-it horticultural types?...Dated a girl like that once, munching on bark half the time.....that wasn't the only wood she had in her mouth I can tell you.

Edited by Stirlingsays (20 Jan 2020 11.41pm)

 


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View jimruss's Profile jimruss Flag Sidcup 23 Jan 20 1.12pm Send a Private Message to jimruss Add jimruss as a friend

Not sure if it counts but a friend of mine dips toast into his tea, the fcuking pig

Edited by jimruss (23 Jan 2020 1.12pm)

 

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View stuckinbristol's Profile stuckinbristol Flag In the woodwork. 23 Jan 20 1.39pm Send a Private Message to stuckinbristol Add stuckinbristol as a friend

Originally posted by blackheatheagle

My mother-in-law can drink tea(black, not with milk) with anything including pizza.


My partner can drink wine with anything...ANYTHING.

Jam on cold Yorkshire pudding..yummy.

 

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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 23 Jan 20 1.44pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by jimruss

Not sure if it counts but a friend of mine dips toast into his tea, the fcuking pig

Edited by jimruss (23 Jan 2020 1.12pm)

Is there no end to the freak shows!

We need a return of the stocks.

 


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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 23 Jan 20 1.47pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by stuckinbristol


My partner can drink wine with anything...ANYTHING.

Jam on cold Yorkshire pudding..yummy.

Oh my god, if you passed wind in a lift it would be a genocide.

 


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View eagleman13's Profile eagleman13 Flag On The Road To Hell & Alicante 23 Jan 20 1.48pm Send a Private Message to eagleman13 Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add eagleman13 as a friend

Pilchards in tom sauce spread on cold toast with lashings of proper butter.

Oh & a brew.

 


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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 23 Jan 20 1.56pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by eagleman13

Pilchards in tom sauce spread on cold toast with lashings of proper butter.

Oh & a brew.

I cooked smoked haddock in a cheese sauce for the family a couple of days ago.

It's only today that we managed to get that frigging smell out of the kitchen.

 


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View Willo's Profile Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 23 Jan 20 2.06pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

I recall not so long ago visiting a major city in the far east and traversed through an area housing some very basic food outlets.The stench was absolutely disgusting and someone suggested it must have been odour from the Durian fruit.

I can assure you my stay in this locality was exceedingly fleeting and my wife said she could still smell that odour several hours afterwards.Suffice to say I will never sample a Durian fruit.

 

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