Apparently he wants to take his chance in the Premier League. Roy does not want him, Dougie confirms he has never played in Scotland, Parish has agreed terms, but there is a lot to do to get it over the line by the end of the week - there are some issues around travel arrangements but the club is doing everything it can. Not our fault if it does not happen - events simply conspiring against us.

So let's get this right, a player that Roy doesn't want and Dougie knows nothing about is going to sign for us? You couldn't make it up...... oh sorry, someone just has, surely Parish isn't so stupid as to sign a player off his own back without club agreement! Wilf was a bit different because we all knew what he had to offer. All this player probably has to offer is Coronavirus

What are you saying, that no-one has reported this and Gribbo is making this up completely

Hmm, not the best time of year to do that. Its bad enough with news outlets making stuff up without posters on here getting involved.